Thứ Năm, 14 tháng 6, 2012

Just For Grins 06/14/2012

Just For Grins www.worldstart.com
ws - 2012-06-14

Announcements
Dark Hallway are DANGEROUS!

Do You Enjoy Stubbed Toes?

How About Tumbling Down Steps in the Dark?

Late Night Trips to the ER?

IF NOT, YOU'VE GOTTA HAVE THE MOTION SENSOR LED LIGHTS!

It's the Light That Can See You Coming!

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4 Bright LED Bulbs Automatically Turn on When You Walk by...

AND AUTOMATICALLY TURN OFF 30 SECONDS LATER!

No Electricity Required!

They're Automatic and Simple to Mount!


Dark Hallways are SCARY...

There you were, walking down the hallway leading to the stairs. It was 2 A.M. and you were still half asleep. All of the sudden, the floor seemed to disappear from right under you. It's the stairs. Narrowly escaping what could have been catastrophic, you realized it was time to do something about it. But what?

We've got a BRIGHT, motion sensored 4 LED light that turns on when it sees you coming - check this thing out!

Automatic Motion Sensor Technology!

That's right - using motion sensor technology, these nightlights AUTOMATICALLY turn on when you're walking by, illuminating your path and eliminating the risk of tripping or, even worse, falling down the steps.

They also AUTOMATICALLY shut off 30 seconds later - so they last FOREVER!

Each light Has 4 LED bulbs - HUGE POWER!

And with only 3 buttons on the entire contraption, they're super easy to operate. In fact, once you have it mounted and set, you don't EVER have to do anything with them again except enjoy their usefulness.

Battery Operated - Simple to Use & Install!

You already know how long LED bulbs last (like 10+ years!), and you already know that batteries last 10X longer powering LED over a standard bulb. So pop in 3 AAA's and you're all set!

Easy to Operate: there's a switch on the side giving you three options. You can set it on "Auto" and it'll work just like described above: turn on when it senses movement, and off automatically.

There's also a regular "On" setting, where the LED light stays on, and a regular "Off" setting where it stays turned off.

You can leave these on for a LONG time before the batteries will need replaced.

It Even Doubles as a Hand-Held Flashlight!

Guess what? This light actually detaches from it's mount and can be carried around with you! Perfect if you have a power outage! Walk over to your light (you know, the LED one that automatically turns itself on when it sees you coming), and simply pull it from it's mount. Now you're walking around with a 4 LED flashlight!

Oh - and speaking of it's mount...

Two SIMPLE hanging Options!

Stick it on with Velcro: The back has two peel-off pieces of Velcro. Pull them off and you'll notice that the back is sticky. Stick 'em on your walls, and connect the back to them by adding a little bit of pressure and...that's it!

Mount it With the INCLUDED Hardware: Pretty easy. A couple of plastic anchors for the drywall, and a couple of screws to drive in. Once that's set up, just match the grooves on the back and put it on. Simple, secure, permanent!

See it in Action - Watch Steve in a Video Demonstration!


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The PERFECT Home Accessory - At an OUTSTANDING Price!

Who ever said home improvements have to cost a fortune? For today, this automatic, motion sensor LED light can be yours for just
$13.97 with FREE US SHIPPING included! How's that for an amazing deal?

http://store.worldstart.com/product/7675

PS: limited stock, hot item. You do the math!





Today's Joke

Tardy to the Communist party

A college business professor could not help but notice that one of his students was late to class for the third time that week. Before class ended, he went around the room asking students some questions about the day's lecture. Of course, he made sure to pick on his tardy pupil.

"And who was it that developed the theories behind communism?" the professor asked.

"I don't know," the student said.

"Perhaps if you came to class on time, Mr. Reebs, you would know," said the professor.

"That's not true," the student replied. "I never pay attention anyway!"

Daily Thoughts

"'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all."
~Alfred Lord Tennyson

"Plans to protect air and water, wilderness and wildlife are, in fact, plans to protect man."
~Stewart Udall

"How am I going to live today in order to create the tomorrow I'm committed to?"
~Tony Robbins

Today's Cartoon

Cartoon used with permission

We always want your ORIGINAL stories-keep sending them. They can be about kids, yourself, your pets, or anything else that's embarrassing, funny, or just plain weird! Please submit at this link... http://www.worldstart.com/contact/

Last Laugh

Reader Joke Submission!

Why do elephants have short tails?
Because they can't remember long stories!

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?
When your nose touches the ceiling! (Ouch! Or not.)

How come frogs don't park illegally and double park? Because...
They get toad.

What did Tennessee?
What Arkansas!
What did Delaware?
Her New Jersey!
What did Idaho?
I don't know, Alaska.

Courtesey of Worldstart Reader Steven Beck
Thanks!

Monthly Wallpaper

June Wallpaper!

OK, it's that time again - time for some shiny new desktop wallpaper for your computer! Here are the picks for June, and remember - lots more on the site too!

As always, all the desktop wallpaper below is 100% free.

Lower Falls Morning Light

So, I'm at the base of Lower Falls in Hocking Hills State Park and I'm running out of time. In fact, I shouldn't even be here – the plan was to break camp and head home that morning – no photos.

However, it had rained the day before and many of the falls – including this one – actually had too much water going over them. I also knew from experience that (more)

Fawn Peeking Through The Brush

OK, so we're in Custer State Park in SD in search of some cool critters when we spot this pair of fawns. One had lost her spots, but this little gal still had a few left. The brush was thick and the light was fading so it wouldn't be long before we were forced to (more)

Spring Time Iris

So, I see this little Iris off in the distance and I knew despite the danger it could make for a sweet photo. I gather my gear and with my heart pounding in my chest I begin the relentless 10 foot hike over to its location. It was a tough trek (more)

It can all be found here:

http://www.backcountrygallery.com/wallpaper/

Enjoy!

~Steve




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