Thứ Ba, 26 tháng 6, 2012

Just For Grins 06/26/2012

Just For Grins www.worldstart.com
ws - 2012-06-26

Announcements

Waterproof...Dustproof...

Washable and So Flexible You Can Roll it Up...

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT A KEYBOARD HERE!

104 Keys - Whisper Quiet Typing - Ultra Comfortable!

Spill Drinks on it! Eat Over it! Wash it in the Sink...

And NEVER Miss a Beat!

These Go for OVER $100 Online...

WE'VE GOT 'EM FOR JUST $24.97 ONLY FOR TODAY!

Plastic Keyboards SUCK!

You know, the ones that come with your PC? The ones that cost a fortune to buy separately for no apparent reason? Yeah, those. They're hard to clean (air cans, really??) and if you spill something on one...well, prepare to open up the old wallet and part with some bills.

They collect hair, dust, dirt, crumbs - you name it, it can be found in the dark depths of your keyboard. Before you know it, your keys are sticking and some of them flat out don't work any more. How can you live with something like that? How can you be productive?

IT'S MADNESS. IT ENDS NOW!

Dust Resistant & 100% WATERPROOF!

See that picture? I bet you wish you could wash your keyboard in the sink. Well this whisper quiet piece of technology IS washable - right from the sink!

Go ahead - "accidentally" spill your coffee on it. Or your soda. Whatever - NOTHING gets in! This thing is sealed solid and it's body is 100% silicone. Liquid can't penetrate it, so it can't cause any damage!

Go ahead, EAT over the top of it! Graham crackers? Chips? Bread? Doesn't mater, you don't need an air can to clean it! And since it's silicone, you don't have to worry about it attacting dust and nasty particles - it's perfect!

Roll it Up and Stow it Away!

That's just another perk to having a silicone keyboard...you can actually roll it up and stick it in a drawer when you're not using it, or if you're traveling! In fact, it even gets shipped to you nice and rolled up!

It's a 104 key, fully functional keyboard that works on any computer - laptop or PC - and it's built tough enough to last you a really, really long time!

FYI: silicone keyboards like this one go for WELL over $100 at your local box store AND online at popular places like Amazon. Our cost? A FRACTION of that!

Brilliant Keyboard - Obscenely LOW Price!

Believe it or not, for today and today only, this whisper quiet, ultra tough, rollable, washable silicone keyboard can be yours for just $24.97 with FREE US SHIPPING!

http://store.worldstart.com/product/7820





Today's Joke

Hillbilly Mirror

After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores, he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring back at him, "How about that?! Here's a picture of my daddy."

He bought the mirror thinking it was a picture of his daddy, but on the way home, he remembered his wife didn't like his father. So, he hung it in the barn and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it.

His wife began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn. One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror. As she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So, that's the ugly woman he's runnin' around with."

Daily Thoughts

You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
~Mark Twain

Wisdom is sweet to your soul. If you find it, you will have a bright future and your hopes will not be cut short.
~Proverbs 24:14

You can stand tall without standing on someone. You can be a victor without having victims.
~Harriet Woods

Today's Cartoon

Cartoon used with permission

We always want your ORIGINAL stories-keep sending them. They can be about kids, yourself, your pets, or anything else that's embarrassing, funny, or just plain weird! Please submit at this link... http://www.worldstart.com/contact/

Last Laugh

White House Tour

A woman went on a tour of the White House.

As the guide led her down one of the historic halls, a door burst open and a large aquatic sea mammal, balancing a beach ball on its nose, scurried past.

"My, what was that"? exclaimed the woman.

"Oh, that's just the Presidential Seal," replied the guide.

Monthly Wallpaper

June Wallpaper!

OK, it's that time again - time for some shiny new desktop wallpaper for your computer! Here are the picks for June, and remember - lots more on the site too!

As always, all the desktop wallpaper below is 100% free.

Lower Falls Morning Light

So, I'm at the base of Lower Falls in Hocking Hills State Park and I'm running out of time. In fact, I shouldn't even be here – the plan was to break camp and head home that morning – no photos.

However, it had rained the day before and many of the falls – including this one – actually had too much water going over them. I also knew from experience that (more)

Fawn Peeking Through The Brush

OK, so we're in Custer State Park in SD in search of some cool critters when we spot this pair of fawns. One had lost her spots, but this little gal still had a few left. The brush was thick and the light was fading so it wouldn't be long before we were forced to (more)

Spring Time Iris

So, I see this little Iris off in the distance and I knew despite the danger it could make for a sweet photo. I gather my gear and with my heart pounding in my chest I begin the relentless 10 foot hike over to its location. It was a tough trek (more)

It can all be found here:

http://www.backcountrygallery.com/wallpaper/

Enjoy!

~Steve




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