Thứ Hai, 4 tháng 6, 2012

Just For Grins 06/04/2012

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  ws - 2012-06-04

Announcements

Are Those Binoculars or is That a Digital Camera?

IT'S BOTH - COMBINED INTO ONE SERIOUS PIECE OF TECHNOLOGY!

5X Magnification - 640X480 Resolution - Center Wheel Focus!

BRILLIANT DIGICAM BINOCULARS STORE 160 IMAGES!

These Get You 5X Closer And Allow You To Snap High-Res Images! 

Perfect for Sporting Events - Bird Watching - Nature Hikes - Everything!

Brought to you By Vivitar - A High-Quality Brand You Can Trust!

 

Imagine This...

You're at a football game. You don't have the best seats. What do you do?  You pull out a pair of binoculars!  Wow - that's a nice change, isn't it.  

Too bad you can't snap any photos with the action appearing that close, huh?  From where you're sitting, those giant linemen would look like ants!  

If you had THESE Digicam Binoculars, you'd be able to snap those pictures USING the binoculars - think about that!  We've got 'em - check this out!

Get Five Times Closer to the Action - And Take High-Res Photos!

Amazing! Whether you're at a sporting event, a nature hike, out bird watching - whatever - these get you a full five times closer with unbelievably clear focusing...

And they allow you to take HIGH QUALITY 640X480 pictures at the 5X magnification - it's like being there up close and personal!

These work just like a regular set of binoculars but have the added feature of a high-quality built-in digital camera! So you can "See" a scene just like you normally would with a pair of binoculars and snap the perfect photos!

Holds 160 Images - No Memory Card Needed - That's a TON of Photos!

Mind-Blowing Clarity - Outstanding Resolution!

These give you a STUNNING 640X480 resolution - so you know you're getting complete clarity with ZERO bluriness!  Here's an example - our tech guy went out and took some shots of what we like to call "Old Glory" from about 150 feet or so away - and as you can see it's a perfect image!

To make it even more impressive, it was a windy day and that flag was blowing like crazy.  Bet you can't tell from the photo!  This makes taking those "stop action" shots easy!  That means that at sporting events, or out bird watching, you're going to get excellent photos regardless of how fast the action is moving!

60 FT. Linear View From 1000 FT Away - That's HUGE Power!

Here's a little perspective. Lets say you're looking at a building that's 1000 feet away from you.  Then you look through your 5X binocular camera and snap a picture.  This camera would fill that view with a FULL 60 feet of the building's width - and that's how your picture would turn out!  Observe:

So as you can see, this thing gives you massive power while at the same time giving you crystal clear images.  If you're at all interested in photography - in ANY situation - this is the perfect piece of technology for you!

Cutting Edge Technology at an OUTSTANDING Price!

You'd think these things would cost a small fortune.  And you'd be right, if you were looking at them anywhere but here at Worldstart.  Today and today only, get your Vivitar Digicam Binoculars for just $26.97 with FREE US SHIPPING INCLUDED!

http://store.worldstart.com/product/7865 





 

Today's Joke

Remarriage

A husband asks his wife, "If I should die first, would you marry again"?

"I would be heart-broken, of course," was her reply. "But, I think eventually, I would remarry."

"But you wouldn't bring him here to our house"?

"Why not? I've worked and slaved to make this house a home. There is no reason to abandon it."

"But you wouldn't sleep in our bed"?

"Well, I wouldn't run out and buy a new bed right away."

"Surely, you wouldn't let him use my golf clubs"?

"Of course not! He's lefthanded!"

Daily Thoughts

Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could only do a little.
~Edmund Burke

The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is an attribute of the strong.
~Mahatma Gandhi

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.
~Romain Gary

Today's Cartoon

joke

Cartoon used with permission

We always want your ORIGINAL stories-keep sending them. They can be about kids, yourself, your pets, or anything else that's embarrassing, funny, or just plain weird! Please submit at this link... http://www.worldstart.com/contact/
 

Last Laugh

The Visit

An Italian grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson, Anthony, who is coming to visit with his wife, Maria.

"You comma to de front door of the apartmenta. I am inna apartmenta 301. There issa bigga panel at the front door. With you elbow, pusha button 301. I will buzza you in.

Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in and with you elbow, pusha 3. When you get out, I'mma on the left. With you elbow, hit my doorbell."

"Grandma, that sounds easy, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow"?

"What? You coming empty handed"?

Monthly Wallpaper

June Wallpaper!

OK, it's that time again - time for some shiny new desktop wallpaper for your computer! Here are the picks for June, and remember - lots more on the site too!

As always, all the desktop wallpaper below is 100% free.

Lower Falls Morning Light

So, I'm at the base of Lower Falls in Hocking Hills State Park and I'm running out of time. In fact, I shouldn't even be here – the plan was to break camp and head home that morning – no photos.

However, it had rained the day before and many of the falls – including this one – actually had too much water going over them. I also knew from experience that (more)

Fawn Peeking Through The Brush

OK, so we're in Custer State Park in SD in search of some cool critters when we spot this pair of fawns. One had lost her spots, but this little gal still had a few left. The brush was thick and the light was fading so it wouldn't be long before we were forced to (more)

Spring Time Iris

So, I see this little Iris off in the distance and I knew despite the danger it could make for a sweet photo. I gather my gear and with my heart pounding in my chest I begin the relentless 10 foot hike over to its location. It was a tough trek (more)

It can all be found here:

http://www.backcountrygallery.com/wallpaper/

Enjoy!

~Steve



 

 
 

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