Thứ Tư, 27 tháng 6, 2012

Just For Grins 06/27/2012

Just For Grins www.worldstart.com
ws - 2012-06-27

Announcements

It's FINALLY Here:

A COMPLETE Media Software Package...

THAT ANYONE CAN USE!

High-End Professional Software Made for the Average Person!

Media Expressions 3 Platinum Edition is the Answer!

Import & Organize Photos, Videos and Audio from Your Digital Devices...

Use POWERFUL Editing Features...

Add Your Own Music...

Burn and Print Your Photo or Video Projects...

OR UPLOAD THEM TO SOCIAL NETWORKING SITES WITH EASE!

You No Longer Have to be a Pro...

To create professional grade photo and video projects! Not long ago, if you wanted a respectable looking print, video or photo project done, you'd be paying a large sum to a professional to have it done.

Save your money! We've got an outstanding new program that gives you professional results...and you can do it all yourself!

Media Expressions 3 Platinum Edition

Got Photos? From simple photo uploads and organization to complete reconstruction using the POWERFUL photo editing software, you're pictures are going to look amazing!

Got videos? Upload them following the simple steps, then edit them and use a HUGE list of special effects and features to make them awesome! You can even upload your music from pretty much any source and add it in!

Then you can burn your photos or videos onto DVD or CD format and share them with everyone...or watch them in your living room!

Wanna share it all with the world? This makes it easy to upload your work to social networking sites like FaceBook, YouTube, Flickr, Twitter and more!

What's it Do? Pretty Much EVERYTHING...

Seriously, this does pretty much everything you could ever hope to do with your photos and videos...

And the best part is, it's EASY to use! Anyone can do it - from the total newbie amateur to the seasoned pro. Check out the features and see for yourself!

You can EASILY create the following:

Photo slideshows!
Stunning Calendars and Beautiful Greeting Cards!
Memory Saving Scrapbooks!
High Definition Movies Burned onto DVD!
Personalized Labels for CDs and DVDs!
SIMPLE Uploads to YouTube, FaceBook and other Social Networking Sites!

Bet You Didn't Know You Could do That With Your Photos!

The editing tools that come stock with this program are out of this world! You can do the basics like easily fixing red-eye and removing spots, make skin smooth and blemish free, and make your teeth totally white for flattering effects! You can crop, sharpen and adjust with the click of your mouse and make your photos appear perfect!

Then you can really start having fun with them by adding cool black and white effects and choose from a large assortement of other excellent features!

The best part? It's SIMPLE to do it! We just can't stress that enough!

Make High Definition Videos With Ease!

The first thing you need to know is how compatible this thing is. If you're camcorder is DV, HDV, DVD or AVCHD (or anything Dolby), it will work with this software! That's pretty much everything, so don't worry.

Importing your videos is fast and simple, and once they're on your computer, this software lets you do all kinds of cool things.

Once everything is uploaded, you get to pick from a huge template of different themes while the software puts everything together for you! You don't have to know what you're doing! Then, when you're ready, you can even add your own music!

If you have iTunes, it's compatible! Also works with MP3s and regular old CDs! You'll have a high-definition DVD video in no time!

A Complete Media Package for a Stunning Deal!

We've barely scratched the surface with this thing, wait til you try it yourself! Today, you can get your copy for just $16.97 with FREE US SHIPPING included!

http://store.worldstart.com/product/7896





Today's Joke

The Army Cadet

A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, "I guess when I die you'll come and dance on my grave."

The cadet replied, "Not me, Sarge. No sir! I promised myself that when I got out of the Army, I'd never stand in another line!"

Daily Thoughts

Hope is the last thing that dies in man, and though it be exceedingly deceitful, yet it is of this good use to us, that while we are traveling through life, it conducts us in an easier and more pleasant way to our journey's end.
~Fracois de la Rochefoucauld

The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
~Doug Larson

A fellow told me he was going to hang-glider school. He said, "I've been going for three months." I said, "How many successful jumps do you need to make before you graduate"? He said, "All of them."
~Red Skelton

Today's Cartoon

Cartoon used with permission

We always want your ORIGINAL stories-keep sending them. They can be about kids, yourself, your pets, or anything else that's embarrassing, funny, or just plain weird! Please submit at this link... http://www.worldstart.com/contact/

Last Laugh

Ugh...

Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant.

"I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It's so clean!

The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere--it's so sanitary that the whole place shines."

"Please," said the other roach frowning. "Not while I'm eating!"

Monthly Wallpaper

June Wallpaper!

OK, it's that time again - time for some shiny new desktop wallpaper for your computer! Here are the picks for June, and remember - lots more on the site too!

As always, all the desktop wallpaper below is 100% free.

Lower Falls Morning Light

So, I'm at the base of Lower Falls in Hocking Hills State Park and I'm running out of time. In fact, I shouldn't even be here – the plan was to break camp and head home that morning – no photos.

However, it had rained the day before and many of the falls – including this one – actually had too much water going over them. I also knew from experience that (more)

Fawn Peeking Through The Brush

OK, so we're in Custer State Park in SD in search of some cool critters when we spot this pair of fawns. One had lost her spots, but this little gal still had a few left. The brush was thick and the light was fading so it wouldn't be long before we were forced to (more)

Spring Time Iris

So, I see this little Iris off in the distance and I knew despite the danger it could make for a sweet photo. I gather my gear and with my heart pounding in my chest I begin the relentless 10 foot hike over to its location. It was a tough trek (more)

It can all be found here:

http://www.backcountrygallery.com/wallpaper/

Enjoy!

~Steve




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