Just For Grins 06/19/2012

	- 2012-06-19 Are Your Plants Dead & Unhealthy Despite Your BEST Efforts? Are You Suffering From Dead Plant Depression? The Plant Doctor is in! THE 3-IN-1 GARDEN PROBE IS HERE AND YOU NEED IT! Accurate Probe Monitors Moisture, pH Balance AND Light Levels! Perfect For Indoor AND Outdoor Plants - Know Exactly What They Need! Extend the Health & Longevity of ALL of Your Plants! Dead Plant Depression... We spend a LOT of time on our plants - whether we're gardening outside or pampering our favorite indoor plants (more likely during this time of the year), it's something we love and cherish. Ever wonder why, despite your excellent care-taking skills, some of your favorite plants just don't make it? It's sad when a beautiful, living plant starts to die. The leaves or flowers begin to sag, the soil starts drying up, and before you know it, it's dead and dry. Yes, it's a bit sad; but it's also preventable, which makes it even worse! If only you could monitor the fundamentals...if only you could do something about it...you can! NOW YOU CAN MONITOR ALL OF THE FUNDAMENTALS AND KEEP YOUR PLANTS ALIVE AND HEALTHY! YOU'VE GOTTA SEE THIS MIRACLE PROBE! So How Does it Work? Science, my plant loving friend, science! On your end, all you need to do is stick the end of the probe into the soil, read the meter and find out what your plant needs. Science takes over from there, telling you the EXACT levels of pH, moisture and light levels! All you've gotta do is adjust accordingly based on the information the probe gives you. Anyone can do it - you don't have to be a botanist or even have a green thumb to make it work! Check this out: Probe Accurately Measures the Fundamentals of Plant Life! Get accurate soil moisture readings, and adjust watering accordingly! Check soil pH levels for acidity and alkalinity - Change when needed! Monitor light levels - find out if your plant is getting the light in needs! Keep your beloved plants alive and healthy for longer! Perfect for Indoor & Outdoor Plants! Unbelievably SIMPLE to Use! The meters on the face are simple to read, and it's color coded with blue, green and red (each telling you what they mean, too). The needle moves itself according to what your plant needs, and you can make ANY adjustments necessary to the soil, water or light! All your plants need you to do is stick the probe into their soil to unlock the mysteries of their healthy living and well-being! Obviously during these winter months you'll be using this on your indoor plants. That's great, because it works flawlessly inside! But guess what? It also works just as well for your outdoor plants and in your garden! Because Healthy Plants are Happy Plants! Just look at this thing...cute! How couldn't you love a face like that? Of course, it's much more than just a cute face - it's a scientific breakthrough that you're gonna love! Whether you're using this on your house plants or plan on bringing it to the garden come Spring, both you and your plants are going to be happy you got this when you did! Especially when you see the deal we've got for you! An AMAZING Deal! Today is your lucky day - we got a great deal on these, and we're passing the sales directly on to you! Today only, this awesome Plant Probe can be yours for just $10.97 with FREE US SHIPPING! Get it now! http://store.worldstart.com/product/7644 PS: These are also perfect for indoor plants, so get yours now and be prepared! Going to a Baseball Game A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be going well. As the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up Nuts" and the patients complied by standing up. After the anthem, he yelled, "Down Nuts" and they all sat back down in their seats. After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts." They all broke out into applause and cheered. When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star of the home team, the doctor yelled, "Booooo Nuts!!!" and they all started booing and cat calling. Thinking things were going very well, the doctor decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he returned, there was a riot in progress. Finding his assistant, the doctor asked, "What in the world happened"? The assistant replied, "Well, everything was going just fine until a vendor passed by and yelled PEANUTS!" My motto was always to keep swinging. Whether I was in a slump or feeling badly or having trouble off the field, the only thing to do was keep swinging. ~Hank Aaron It ain't over 'till it's over. ~Yogi Berra I never questioned the integrity of an umpire. Their eyesight, yes. ~Leo Durocher Cartoon used with permission We always want your ORIGINAL stories-keep sending them. They can be about kids, yourself, your pets, or anything else that's embarrassing, funny, or just plain weird! Please submit at this link... http://www.worldstart.com/contact/ Ten Dog Rules 1. The dog is not allowed in the house. 2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms. 3. Ok, fine, the dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture. 4. The dog can get on the old furniture only. 5. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed. 6. Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation. 7. The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers. 8. The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only! 9. The dog can sleep under the covers every night. 10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog. June Wallpaper! OK, it's that time again - time for some shiny new desktop wallpaper for your computer! Here are the picks for June, and remember - lots more on the site too! As always, all the desktop wallpaper below is 100% free. Lower Falls Morning Light So, I'm at the base of Lower Falls in Hocking Hills State Park and I'm running out of time. In fact, I shouldn't even be here – the plan was to break camp and head home that morning – no photos. However, it had rained the day before and many of the falls – including this one – actually had too much water going over them. I also knew from experience that (more) Fawn Peeking Through The Brush OK, so we're in Custer State Park in SD in search of some cool critters when we spot this pair of fawns. One had lost her spots, but this little gal still had a few left. The brush was thick and the light was fading so it wouldn't be long before we were forced to (more) Spring Time Iris So, I see this little Iris off in the distance and I knew despite the danger it could make for a sweet photo. I gather my gear and with my heart pounding in my chest I begin the relentless 10 foot hike over to its location. It was a tough trek (more) It can all be found here: http://www.backcountrygallery.com/wallpaper/ Enjoy! ~Steve
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