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Just For Grins 06/01/2012

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Your Computer Has Issues!

Painfully Slow Start-Up and Load Times...

Security Threats Galore - Viruses Running Rampant!

Overloaded Hard Drive FULL of Digital Junk...

AND USING THE INTERNET IS NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE!

Believe it or Not: There's a ONE-PROGRAM Cure to ALL of These Issues!

SYSTEM MECHANIC IS THE ANSWER!

Automatically Finds & Fixes ALL Issues With a Click of Your Mouse!

MAKE YOUR PC RUN UP TO 300% FASTER!

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Automatically Optimize Your System!

Accelerate Load Times - Speed Up Your Internet - Get FULL Security!

REPAIR ALL OF YOUR PC ISSUES WITH ONE PROGRAM!

Unbelievably Low Price - Just $12.97 For ULTIMATE PC Repair & Protection!

Hasty Decisions Lead to Expensive Mistakes...

So you're sick of your SLOW PC. Actually, that's an understatement. You're ready to set your computer on fire, throw it from a window and dance on it's ashes.

It has security issues, viruses, start-up errors, it's full of old digital junk...the list goes on and on. Forget 'slow...' it's hardly working at all!


How long have you been putting up with this?

Probably a long time, right? Every day, you're spending more and more time waiting for it to boot up and, when it's finally 'ready,' you're stuck watching that cursed progress bar slowly load your applications and internet. Seems like anything that COULD be wrong with your PC IS wrong! So...what did you do?

You Went Out and Bought a New Computer - The MOST EXPENSIVE Mistake of Your Life!

You could have spent
$12.97 on System Mechanic INSTEAD of $1,297 on a new PC!

System Mechanic: A World-Wide Best-Selling Program For a GOOD Reason:

It'll Make Your PC Run up to 300% FASTER!

Clears out entire GIGS of space by eliminating digital "junk" that you don't need!
"One-Click" security updates - finds holes in your security and repairs them!
Automatically finds ALL PC problems, provides a report, and fixes them in one click!

Automatically scans and fixes errors on your hard drive AND protects sensitive files!
It'll even repair an UNBOOTABLE PC...AND SO MUCH MORE!


Whether you're running XP, Vista, Windows 7 or ANYTHING else, System Mechanic can and will help you - it doesn't matter if you're on an outdated system or a brand new one. It cares about one thing only: making your PC better. WAY better!

Impressed? You've Seen NOTHING Yet - Read on to Learn More!

We're in it for the long haul, here. We're going to break this program down and show you the main highlights, but keep in mind that there's even more to this program than we can fit into this space!

And by the way: System Mechanic AUTOMATICALLY updates itself to the newest version right when you stick it in your PC. So you're getting the absolute latest software at an incredible price!

So...without further adieu, let's get to some facts. The most important one first:


Your Computer...is About to FLY!

No Joke - System Mechanic can make your PC run up to 300% FASTER!

You're probably wondering how this is possible, and there's many, many answers to that question. To start with, once you install System Mechanic, the very first thing it does is run a diagnostics check on your PC.

It'll find issues like: Registry Problems, System Clutter, Unnecessary Start-Up Programs, Broken Shortcuts and an entire HOST of other issues that you may not have even known existed!

These common PC problems are DIRECTLY responsible for your slow start-up times and system lags. Every PC user experiences them - and now you can easily do something about it!

As you can see from the screen shot below - System Mechanic finds everything that's wrong with your PC, and gives you the option to eliminate the issues with one click! Just choose the issues you want repaired, and hit "Repair Selected," and you're set!

You'll notice IMMEDIATELY how much faster and smoother your PC is running! And that's just the start - check this out:




As you can see, System Mechanic isn't screwing around. It immediately jumps in, digs deep, and finds the answers to your PC issues! It's like a personal trainer that takes your out-of-shape computer and whips it into shape in a matter of minutes!

All it took was a few "one click" fixes to eliminate 26 security problems, over 2000 registry problems and five computer slowing, excess start-up programs. The final result left us with a FULLY optimized internet connection and 606MB of extra hard drive space!

Automatic Repairs are Just an Option - You Can Have Total Control!

Hey, maybe you're a little more 'techie' than the rest of us. Or, maybe there's certain start-up programs that you'd like to keep and a few things in your registry that you don't want eliminated.

That's no problem, because System Mechanic gives you the option: Automatic Repairs OR Manual Selection! So no matter what you're skill level is, and no matter how much you want to customize your repairs - System Mechanic lets you!

As you can see from the screen image below, you can manage the start-up processes on your own - and pick and choose how your system runs! Remember, this is just an option. You can also run this in fully automatic mode (like the image above).



Ready to Learn About AUTOMATIC REPAIRS?

We've all dealt with these PC slowing issues before: Strange Error Messages, PC Lock-Ups, Unbootable PC, Random Crashes & Freezes...the list goes on and on!

Guess What? System Mechanic Can AUTOMATICALLY Fix These Issues!

The ALL-IN-ONE REPAIR TOOLS:

Registry Tuner: Check on your registry, tune it up and totally repair it by running this! In a few minutes (or less!), your registry will be totally optimized! What's this mean? It means that your PC will get even more speed and performance optimization!

The Drive Medic: From just the click of your mouse, the Drive Medic will scan your hard drive, find ALL of the issues, and automatically eliminate the problems! It couldn't be any easier!

There's NO Such Thing as an Unbootable PC!

The System Mechanic disc was made bootable - meaning it can be used to start a PC that refuses to start the normal way! Even if it won't turn on, it will once you stick the disc in - and it'll automatically recover your important files!



Just Like People - Computers CAN Suffer From Memory Loss. FIX IT!

Most likely, your PC started off fast. Then, it gradually became slower and slower until one day, you were ready to lose your mind and go buy a new one. Let me tell you, this sentiment is exactly what those "BIG" corporations that manufacture computers want. They make more money that way!

NEWSFLASH: IT'S YOUR PC's MEMORY - SYSTEM MECHANIC CAN FIX IT!


Often times, your PC won't allow programs to give the used memory back, even when it's done using it! Other times, it will allow it to go back to your hard drive, but it'll be "fragmented," meaning not all of it will be given back, and what is isn't the same as it was before.

Ready to recover all of that missing memory?

Of course you are, and in a matter of seconds, you can have it back! System Mechanic uses a utility called "Memory Mechanic" that recovers ALL of your wasted memory, and gives it right back to you. Not only will you now have extra memory space...you'll get yet another HUGE jolt of speed!
Again, this is an optional automatic utility - click a button and get it done!


And While We're Talking About "Memory..."

Ready to Recover Entire GIGS of Hard Drive Space?!

Thought so! And guess what? System Mechanic makes it SIMPLE! See...we ALL have extra junk on our PC's - from file duplicates to unused and temporary files, your computer automatically stores all of it. After a while, this starts adding up...BIG TIME.

Eventually, this turns into entire GIGS worth of wasted space. Not good. Lucky for you, the remedy is as simple as clicking your mouse! Using another utility that's built into System Mechanic called PC Cleanup, it goes in eliminates all of that junk that's sucking away your valuable hard drive space! Once again, you can let it go with it's automatic (default) setting, or you can pick and choose what to eliminate!

In a matter of mere minutes, you'll have recovered TONS of hard drive space, making room and further upping the speed of your PC! Farewell, PC Clutter!



Even MORE Programs to Make Your PC Lightning Fast!

You didn't think that was it, did you? There's lots more! In fact, we still have to get to the rest of the features - like the MAXIMUM SECURITY and pure customizations! But first, there's a few other utilities that come built into System Mechanic that MAXIMIZE YOUR PC SPEED! Read on for a shorter description of each!

Energy Booster: Shuts down unnecessary background programs! It's like putting a shot of adrenaline directly into the heart of your hard drive!

NetBooster: Examines your internet connection, and optimizes it for the fastest possible speed! Hold on tight - your internet is about to be between 100-300% FASTER!

Drive Medic: With the simple click of a button,this scans your hard drive and automatically fixes any problems it discovers. The SOLUTION for ultimate speed and performance!

As you can see, System Mechanic goes well beyond what any person could possibly think of in order to maximize the speed and performance of your PC. Now, it's time to talk about the other thing it's good at: Protection and Security!

*System Mechanic Part 2: Maximum Security & Protection - 100% Privacy!*

Ready for ULTIMATE Security, Privacy AND Protection? It's Here!

The internet can be a dirty and dangerous place...you need to protect yourself AND your PC! With all of the new technology these days, internet crime is on the rise. There's hackers out there just waiting to take advantage of innocent computer users like yourself.

If you have an open vulnerability, no matter how small it may seem, that's all it takes to get HACKED. These days, not even your Firewall can always save you. But you know what can save you by now, right? System Mechanic can! Observe:

Find and Fix Security Holes with ONE Click!

Once System Mechanic is installed, it'll let you know what kind of security issues you're facing. While it's scanning and finding out all of these fatal flaws, you might start feeling your palms get sweaty. DON'T WORRY. These security threats can be eliminated with the click of your mouse - that's it!

See the screen shot below - System Mechanic HANDLES EVERYTHING FOR YOU!

Just Because You Have NOTHING to Hide Doesn't Mean You Don't Want Privacy!

That's Where System Guard Comes in!

Of the many security issues commonly found on a PC, one of the most common ones is when a dirty program tries adding itself to your start-up process. This is DANGEROUS! System Guard eliminates these with ease!

And speaking of dangerous programs leeching onto your PC - there's always a threat of them quietly adding themselves into the background, eventually making their way to your browser and planting unauthorized software!

Your PRIVATE data is also at risk! But of course, System Guard has an answer for that - it's a feature called Privacy Cleaner and it completely erases ALL of your search history that you get while browsing the web. It also eliminates cookies and chat transcripts IF you want it to (optional). Bottom line: there's hackers and threats everywhere, but...

That threats are now GONE! System Guard simply doesn't let them happen!

Of Course You Have Sensitive Files On Your PC...

ELIMINATE THEM WITHOUT A TRACE WITH THE INCINERATOR!

The Incinerator is just another one of the security programs built into System Mechanic that's totally worth noting. It allows you to destroy sensitive files and make them COMPLETELY un-recoverable!

We're talking PERMANENT deletion that nobody - not even an entire team of Ivy League hackers - can recover! Keep your sensitive information from EVER falling into the wrong hands with this nice little program! 100% WORRY FREE!

We Mentioned That Everything Can be Automatic, Right?

WELL, IT CAN ALSO BE TOTALLY CUSTOMIZED IF YOU WANT TO PICK AND CHOOSE WHAT IT DOES!

Bear with me now, because this is important. Most programs force you to run them the way they were programmed. But what if you only want this extensive program to do certain things?

System Mechanic Lets You Choose! After you install the program, you can choose an option called "Customize Advanced Windows Settings" and you can completely customize your protection!

There's well over 100 customization options right at your fingertips! And don't worry, whatever you choose to customize, System Mechanic will explain, in Leymans Terms, what each option will do! You can make your start menu faster or slower, put arrows on your shortcuts, hide or show items in your control panel..the choice is yours! Look below for an example of how this works, it's easy!


See it in Action - Watch the Video Demonstration!

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This is Award Winning Software!

We can (and have...) talk about this program until we're blue in the face! Maybe it's got you thinking "hmmm...this program simply sounds too good to be true. Are they trying to make it sound better than it really is?"

That COULDN'T be Further From the Truth! But don't just take our word for it. Just have a look at the small sampling of awards it's won, along with real customer testimonials! This is, hands-down, the BEST program you can ever buy for your PC!

There's a reason System Mechanic is used by 22 MILLION people:

Talk About Award Winning!




My laptop was in a mess! It was slow to the point of stagnation at times but a colleague recommended your software and the result was near-magical! Speeds have improved dramatically and it has given me a great feeling of confidence. Michael H.

After I ran System Mechanic the first time, I thought I had a new machine! John N

I love your product. It's not only a great product, but it?s fun to use. Sometimes I play with the different categories and I just enjoy myself....Norton & McAfee could learn a thing or two or three or four from you...lol....Have a great new year. Ray H

System Mechanic saved me from having to purchase a whole new computer. Well worth the investment! Arthur H.

System Mechanic is a great addition to my computer. I feel much more in control of what's going on inside it. The Internet optimizer worked great, a 1MB would take 22 seconds to download, now it takes just 7 seconds!! That is a 300% increase in internet speed. I was able to get at and get rid of a lot of unnecessary garbage that was choking up my computer. This product rates 5 out of 5 in my books! John T.

Without a doubt, [System Mechanic is] the complete difference between a well working machine and being the typical frustrated computer user?From novice to expert, this product rocks and I would recommend it to anyone who uses a computer for whatever reason. Chris H.

This product is much better than Norton Utilities and SystemWorks which I had been using since 1995. Keep up the good work!! Vern H

In my twenty years of personal computing, System Mechanic is one of the best -- if not THE best -- software I have ever installed on a PC. I recommend it without hesitation to all my friends and presentation audiences. Keep up the great work. Bob S.



FINALLY: The Price!

This is the best part!
See, this program retails all over for 50 dollars. Go to any of your local box stores, and you're going to pay top dollar for this system saving software.

That's not to say it's a bad deal, because really, even if it were a hundred bucks, you'd still be coming out WAY ahead. But just to show you what you can expect to pay somewhere else, please...observe the image to your right!

Remember - as soon as you install System Mechanic on your PC, it AUTOMATICALLY updates to it's newest version!

So...for today, and while our LOW supplies last, this amazing program can be yours for just $12.97 with FREE US SHIPPING included! Don't miss out - even if you don't need this right now, it's only a matter of time before you will!

http://store.worldstart.com/product/5390

PS - Warning - there's a LIMITED quantity on this one and when it sells out, we-can't-get-anymore - ever. RUN to the site before this deal passes you by! It's time to rev up, crank up, and super-charge that old computer of yours!





Today's Joke

A Tale of Woe

Three aspiring psychiatrists from three leading universities were attending their first class on emotional extremes.

"Just to establish some parameters," said the professor to the student from UCLA, "what is the opposite of joy"?

"Sadness," said the student.

"And the opposite of depression"? he asked the young lady from Clemson.

"Elation," she said.

"And you, sir," he said to the student from Kansas State. "How about the opposite of woe"?

The KSU student replied, "Sir, I believe that would be giddy up!"

Daily Thoughts

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.
~Lord Byron

Forgiveness is the healing of wounds caused by another. You choose to let go of a past wrong and no longer be hurt by it. Forgiveness is a strong move to make, like turning your shoulders sideways to walk quickly on a crowded sidewalk. It's your move.
~Unknown

Until you value yourself, you will not value your time. Until you value your time, you will not do anything with it.
~M. Scott Peck

Today's Cartoon

Cartoon used with permission

We always want your ORIGINAL stories-keep sending them. They can be about kids, yourself, your pets, or anything else that's embarrassing, funny, or just plain weird! Please submit at this link... http://www.worldstart.com/contact/

Last Laugh

What Do I Do?

Rummaging through her attic one day, my friend Kathryn found an old shotgun. Unsure how to dispose of it, she called her parents.

"Take it to the police station," her mother suggested.

My friend was about to hang up when her mom added, "And Kathryn"?

"Yes, mom"?

"Call them first and let them know you're coming."

Monthly Wallpaper

June Wallpaper!

OK, it's that time again - time for some shiny new desktop wallpaper for your computer! Here are the picks for June, and remember - lots more on the site too!

As always, all the desktop wallpaper below is 100% free.

Lower Falls Morning Light

So, I'm at the base of Lower Falls in Hocking Hills State Park and I'm running out of time. In fact, I shouldn't even be here – the plan was to break camp and head home that morning – no photos.

However, it had rained the day before and many of the falls – including this one – actually had too much water going over them. I also knew from experience that (more)

Fawn Peeking Through The Brush

OK, so we're in Custer State Park in SD in search of some cool critters when we spot this pair of fawns. One had lost her spots, but this little gal still had a few left. The brush was thick and the light was fading so it wouldn't be long before we were forced to (more)

Spring Time Iris

So, I see this little Iris off in the distance and I knew despite the danger it could make for a sweet photo. I gather my gear and with my heart pounding in my chest I begin the relentless 10 foot hike over to its location. It was a tough trek (more)

It can all be found here:

http://www.backcountrygallery.com/wallpaper/

Enjoy!

~Steve




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