Thứ Hai, 2 tháng 7, 2012

Just For Grins 07/02/2012

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Roaches. Rats. Spiders. Pests...

No Matter how Clean You Are...

THEY WILL FIND THEIR WAY INTO YOUR HOME!

They're Not Just Horrifying...They Can Carry DISEASE!

Get the Ultrasonic Pest Repeller and Get Rid of Them Forever!

Sends Out Ultrasonic Sound Waves...

People & Pets Can't Hear it...

BUT IT DRIVES THE PESTS AWAY!

100% Safe - No Chemicals!

Where There's One...There's Thousands!

You've heard it before and it's true. Ever seen a cockroach scurrying up your wall? How about across your counter or under the fridge?

Cockroaches, along with mice or rats, can carry diseases! So not only are they horrifying to see, they can actually harm you and your family!

You want some kind of pest control, but there's a problem: you have children and pets. The last thing you want to do is put dangerous chemicals in your home...so what do you do?

You need to eliminate them using ultrasonic waves - and we've got JUST the thing!

No Chemicals. No Poison. It's ULTRASONIC!

Plug the Ultrasonic Pest Repeller into any AC outlet, and your pest problem will be gone! As soon as it's plugged in, it emits a constant, piercing noise that can't be heard by people or pets...but it CERTAINLY can be heard by the rodents and insects! It sends them scurrying away immediately, off to bother someone else, but not you!

Simple to use! Remember, all you have to do is plug them into an available AC outlet and you're done. There's no chemicals, and the ultrasonic sound is far too high for humans or pets to ever hear. Completely safe to use around dogs, cats, birds and fish!

It's poison free power that'll send the pests packing!

Comes in a Two-Pack - a MASSIVE Value!

Not only is this thing powerful, you're getting two of them in each pack you order! They're great for basements, garages, the office, or ANY room of the house!

Today, get your two-pack of Ultrasonic Pest Repellents for just $14.97 with FREE US shipping!

http://store.worldstart.com/product/7897

PS: This deal is way too good to pass up! Don't wait for Tuesday, because the price goes up to $24.97! Get them now and get rid of the bugs!





Today's Joke

Last Meal

Three prisoners are captured in the war. They are asked what they wish to have for their last meal.

The Italian asks for and receives Pepperoni Pizza.

The Frenchmen requests and receives a Filet Mignon.

The American requests a plate of strawberries. The captors are surprised and reply, "strawberries?"

"Yes, Strawberries."

"But, they are out of season!"

"That's ok. I'll wait…."

Daily Thoughts

"In times like these, it is helpful to remember that there have always been times like these."
~Paul Harvey

"It's a good thing to have all the props pulled out from under us occasionally. It gives us some sense of what is rock under our feet, and what is sand."
~Madeleine L'Engle

"May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds."
~Edward Abbey

Today's Cartoon

thrive on stress

Cartoon used with permission

We always want your ORIGINAL stories-keep sending them. They can be about kids, yourself, your pets, or anything else that's embarrassing, funny, or just plain weird! Please submit at this link... http://www.worldstart.com/contact/

Last Laugh

Cookies!

Returning from a trip to visit my grandmother in Canada, I was stopped by a state trooper in New York for exceeding the speed limit.

Grateful to have received a warning instead of a ticket, I gave him a small bag of my grandmother's delicious chocolate chip cookies and proceeded on my way.

Later, I was stopped by another trooper. "What have I done?" I asked.

"Nothing," the trooper replied with a smile,"I heard you were passing out great chocolate-chip cookies."

Monthly Wallpaper

June Wallpaper!

OK, it's that time again - time for some shiny new desktop wallpaper for your computer! Here are the picks for June, and remember - lots more on the site too!

As always, all the desktop wallpaper below is 100% free.

Lower Falls Morning Light

So, I'm at the base of Lower Falls in Hocking Hills State Park and I'm running out of time. In fact, I shouldn't even be here – the plan was to break camp and head home that morning – no photos.

However, it had rained the day before and many of the falls – including this one – actually had too much water going over them. I also knew from experience that (more)

Fawn Peeking Through The Brush

OK, so we're in Custer State Park in SD in search of some cool critters when we spot this pair of fawns. One had lost her spots, but this little gal still had a few left. The brush was thick and the light was fading so it wouldn't be long before we were forced to (more)

Spring Time Iris

So, I see this little Iris off in the distance and I knew despite the danger it could make for a sweet photo. I gather my gear and with my heart pounding in my chest I begin the relentless 10 foot hike over to its location. It was a tough trek (more)

It can all be found here:

http://www.backcountrygallery.com/wallpaper/

Enjoy!

~Steve




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