Just For Grins 07/17/2012

	- 2012-07-17 Your Laptop's on Your Lap and You Feel the BURN... Hear Your Cooling Fans Working Overtime? HEAT IS DESTROYING YOUR COMPUTER! Prevent Overheating The EASY Way - Just $4.13 One HUGE and POWERFUL Fan... Quietly Pulls the Heat Away! USB Powered - Plug & Play! The Good Old Days... Remember when you first got your laptop? It ran cool and smooth - the cooling fans hardly ever kicked on! It's not like that anymore... Remember 5 minutes ago? Or RIGHT NOW? Your laptop is so hot you could cook food on it! You probably know this by now, but this is a serious problem that, if not corrected, will eventually cause your laptop to die. Don't let your laptop die! We've Got the PERFECT Cooling Pad! High Quality: take a look! There are 4 feet that keep this thing sturdy and elevated and, as you can see, there's a MASSIVE fan right in the middle. This is the perfect spot - it quietely and efficiently sucks the heat away and keeps your laptop running cool and smooth! 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While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,"Are there any gators around here?!" "Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!" "Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore. About halfway there he asked the guy,"How'd you get rid of the gators?" "We didn't do nothin'," the beachcomber said. "The sharks got 'em." "Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets." ~Arthur Miller "Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself." ~Harvey Fierstein "People living deeply have no fear of death." ~Anais Nin Cartoon used with permission We always want your ORIGINAL stories-keep sending them. They can be about kids, yourself, your pets, or anything else that's embarrassing, funny, or just plain weird! Please submit at this link... http://www.worldstart.com/contact/ Golf Assistance "How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife Tracy. "Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad I couldn't see where the ball went." "But you're seventy-five years old, Jack!" admonished his wife, "Why don't you take my brother Scott along?" "But he's eighty-five and doesn't even play golf anymore," protested Jack. "But he's got perfect eyesight. He could watch your ball," Tracy pointed out. The next day Jack teed off with Scott looking on. Jack swung, and the ball disappeared down the middle of the fairway. "Do you see it?" asked Jack. "Yup," Scott answered. "Well, where is it?" yelled Jack, peering off into the distance. "I forgot." July Wallpaper! WOW - It's July already! Time to spruce up your desktop with some new wallpaper! Choose from one of the three featured photos below or one of the 80+ others at the site! (Note the shot of Corkscrew Falls below will have black on both sides when displayed on your monitor, but still looks pretty cool) As always, all the desktop wallpaper below is 100% free. Prairie Dog Smooch Ahh, aren't they cute? We found these two prairie dogs on a hillside in Custer State Park, SD on warm June morning. They were having a great time playing, eating, and in this case, checking each other out. I knew when I went on this trip that I wanted to get some kind of shot like this. I had actually been trying for... (more) Coyote Gaze We spotted this cool coyote one evening in Yellowstone, and since coyotes just happen to be about my favorite animal of all time, well, I had to grab the camera and see about getting a photo. Now, the tricky part here was the light – we were running out of it – and FAST! I quickly set up the camera and put glass on this guy – but he was blocked by all kinds of brush – arrgh! However, I knew that if I... (more) Corkscrew Falls OK, first off, no clue if that's what the actual name of this falls is. In fact, I think it's an unnamed falls, so we're going with Corkscrew. Sound good? Cool At any rate, I had heard about this falls when doing a little Hocking Hills internet research. Getting to it involves pulling off to the side of a little highway, jumping... (more) It can all be found here: http://www.backcountrygallery.com/wallpaper/ Enjoy! ~Steve
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