Thứ Hai, 30 tháng 7, 2012

Just For Grins 07/30/2012

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Website Making

Building a beautiful website isn't as hard as you may think. Especially with this easy to use Website Maker software!

It has to be easy, you know why? My own mother is able to create webpages now! That is truly something. I'm telling you, if you've ever wanted to create an eye-catching website - then this is the deal you've been waiting for!

As for the type of sites this can do, well - your imagination is really the limit! You can make a simple personal site to show off your family photos, you can build an information site about your favorite subject, you can put together a "group" site complete with calendars, news, schedules, whatever!

Pretty much anything you can think of, this can do - and probably already has a killer template ready to go!

It's literally as easy as 1-2-3!

First you choose your design from a selection of professional templates & customize the layout. There are hundreds of templates for you to choose from and customize!

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Today's Joke

Fred, the Cowboy

A cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo Theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat."

The cowboy groaned, but didn't budge. The usher became more impatient.

"Sir, if you don't get up from there, I'm going to have to call the manager."

Once again, the cowboy just groaned. The usher marched briskly back up the aisle and in a moment, he returned with the manager. Together, the two of them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with no success.

Finally, they summoned the police. The Texas Ranger surveyed the situation briefly and then asked, "All right buddy, what's your name?"

"Fred," the cowboy moaned.

"Where ya from, Fred?" asked the Ranger.

With terrible pain in his voice and without moving a muscle, Fred replied, "the balcony."

Daily Thoughts

The most damaging phrase in the language is: It's always been done that way.
~Grace Hopper

What's right is right, no matter how few people do it. What's wrong is wrong, no matter how many people do it.
~Unknown

To think bad thoughts is really the easiest thing in the world. If you leave your mind to itself, it will spiral down into ever increasing unhappiness. To think good thoughts, however, requires effort. This is one of the things that discipline is about.
~James Clavell

Today's Cartoon

Cartoon used with permission

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Last Laugh

Speak!

A guest at dinner noticed the small family dog looking hungrily at every bite she took. Finally, she took a small piece of meat from her plate and held it up for him.

"Speak!" she said to the dog.

The dog answered, "Under the circumstances, I hardly know what to say!"

Monthly Wallpaper

July Wallpaper!

WOW - It's July already! Time to spruce up your desktop with some new wallpaper! Choose from one of the three featured photos below or one of the 80+ others at the site! (Note the shot of Corkscrew Falls below will have black on both sides when displayed on your monitor, but still looks pretty cool)

As always, all the desktop wallpaper below is 100% free.

Prairie Dog Smooch

Ahh, aren't they cute? We found these two prairie dogs on a hillside in Custer State Park, SD on warm June morning. They were having a great time playing, eating, and in this case, checking each other out.
I knew when I went on this trip that I wanted to get some kind of shot like this. I had actually been trying for... (more)

Coyote Gaze

We spotted this cool coyote one evening in Yellowstone, and since coyotes just happen to be about my favorite animal of all time, well, I had to grab the camera and see about getting a photo.

Now, the tricky part here was the light – we were running out of it – and FAST! I quickly set up the camera and put glass on this guy – but he was blocked by all kinds of brush – arrgh! However, I knew that if I... (more)

Corkscrew Falls

OK, first off, no clue if that's what the actual name of this falls is. In fact, I think it's an unnamed falls, so we're going with Corkscrew. Sound good? Cool At any rate, I had heard about this falls when doing a little Hocking Hills internet research. Getting to it involves pulling off to the side of a little highway, jumping... (more)

It can all be found here:

http://www.backcountrygallery.com/wallpaper/

Enjoy!

~Steve




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