Thứ Ba, 24 tháng 7, 2012

Just For Grins 07/24/2012

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Announcements

Fujifilm Camera

Time To Retire Your Old Camera!

Are you READY for a sweet new camera? Man, we found something you just gotta see!

It's a 14MP Fujifilm FinePix camera that's gonna BLOW YOU AWAY! You've never seen a camera THIS advanced!
First off, this baby packs a whopping' 14MP of pure digital BLISS!

That gives you the freedom to make beautiful prints up to 20" with ZERO PROBLEMS!

From snapshot to wall hanger - your prints are gonna look gorgeous!

Plus, 14MP also gives you more flexibility to crop your images too! With a lesser camera, once you start cropping, you start losing the ability to even print a good 8x10! OUCH! With this 14MP bad boy, you can crop hard and still make nice size prints!

AWESOME!

Oh, you are gonna LOVE this! To me the zoom on this camera is the knock-down-drag-out BEST feature - bar NONE!

Most cameras give you a wimpy 3x zoom. Some, ahem, "better" cameras maybe go 4x or 5x.


This cranks it up to the next level then shoots it into ORBIT with an incredible 10X zoom!

You can go from wide angle to super-telephoto in SECONDS! A 10X zoom lets you take a group shot at the birthday party then quickly zoom in for that goofy look on little Joey's face!

You gotta see it to believe it! Great for EVERY type of photo!
Don't be fooled - some cameras brag about a "digital zoom" but that's just electronic smoke and mirrors - you're interested in the OPTICAL zoom and this has one of the best you'll ever see!

This ALONE is worth WAY more than the price of the camera! You just can't beat the flexibility this gives you!
As if having a killer resolution and a knock-out zoom lens wasn't enough, this also helps to kick blurry photos to the curb!

It's uses Dual Image Stabilization technology to automatically make shaky, blurry photos a thing of the past!


This amazing tech automatically uses a combination of ISO and optical stabilization to help insure you get the SHARPEST photos possible in any given situation! LOOK:
Why risk blurry photos ever again? Don't let that once-in-a-lifetime shot be a total disappointment because you didn't have this amazing technology!

"WAIT - What about blurry photos caused by focusing in the wrong spot?"

Hey - GLAD YOU ASKED!

This baby comes FULLY LOADED with cutting-edge FACE DETECTION too!

How's it work?

The camera is smart enough to know when you're pointing it at a person and LOCKS ON to their face as the focus point!
No more "The-People-Were-Blurry-But-The-Background-Was-Sharp" mistakes!

This baby actually KNOWS where to focus - and it's ALL AUTOMATIC!


Oh, and you can even "train" the camera to recognize faces! So, if it sees someone it "knows" in a group of people, it will place focus emphasis on them! Talk about SMART!!

PLUS - It even takes care of red-eye for ya - SWEET!!
Think the above is impressive? Oh, you ain't seen nothin' yet!

Blink Warning:
Alerts you if the camera "sees" your subject blink!
Smile Detection:
Know someone that never seems to smile in font of the camera? Or if they do smile, it happens too fast?

This setting "watches" the subject and when it "sees" them smile, it takes the photo! WOW!


It Just Does Soooooo MUCH:

14MP Beautiful High Resolution Capture
Amazing 10X Optical Zoom
Dual Optical Image Stabilization For SHARP Photos
Face Detection = No Misfocus!
Super Slim - Fits GREAT anywhere!
ISO 100-3200 for AMAZING flexibility in ANY light!
Silent Mode
Built-In Flash With Red-Eye Reduction / Removal
And It Can Even Record HD Movies!



OK, we're putting the SMACKDOWN on the competition!
First, their prices:
Now - you can pay those prices OR…

You can get it from us for just $129.97 and US shipping is FREE! Yup, told ya we had a GREAT DEAL!

Keep in mind this is a VERY limited quantity situation, so don't wait - grab yours today!


BLACK: http://store.worldstart.com/product/7931

RED: http://store.worldstart.com/product/7929

PS - This is EASILY the BEST camera we've ever offered - PLEASE don't wait too long and miss out! You're REALLY gonna love this one!




Today's Joke

Please Answer the Question

At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness, "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case"?

The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn't hear the question.

"Isn't it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case"? the lawyer repeated.

The witness still did not respond.

Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the question."

"Oh," the startled witness said. "I thought he was talking to you."

Daily Thoughts

To know the road ahead, ask those coming back.
~Chinese Proverb

The basic building block of good communications is the feeling that every human being is unique and of value.
~Unknown

He spake well who said that graves are the footprints of angels.
~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Today's Cartoon

Cartoon used with permission

We always want your ORIGINAL stories-keep sending them. They can be about kids, yourself, your pets, or anything else that's embarrassing, funny, or just plain weird! Please submit at this link... http://www.worldstart.com/contact/

Last Laugh

It's Just Payback

One morning, I was called to pick up my son at the school nurse's office. When I walked through the main entrance, I noticed a woman with curlers in her hair, wearing pajamas.

"Why are you dressed like that"? I asked her.

"I told my son," she explained, "that if he ever did anything to embarrass me, I would embarrass him back. He was caught cutting school, so now I've come to spend the day with him!"

Monthly Wallpaper

July Wallpaper!

WOW - It's July already! Time to spruce up your desktop with some new wallpaper! Choose from one of the three featured photos below or one of the 80+ others at the site! (Note the shot of Corkscrew Falls below will have black on both sides when displayed on your monitor, but still looks pretty cool)

As always, all the desktop wallpaper below is 100% free.

Prairie Dog Smooch

Ahh, aren't they cute? We found these two prairie dogs on a hillside in Custer State Park, SD on warm June morning. They were having a great time playing, eating, and in this case, checking each other out.
I knew when I went on this trip that I wanted to get some kind of shot like this. I had actually been trying for... (more)

Coyote Gaze

We spotted this cool coyote one evening in Yellowstone, and since coyotes just happen to be about my favorite animal of all time, well, I had to grab the camera and see about getting a photo.

Now, the tricky part here was the light – we were running out of it – and FAST! I quickly set up the camera and put glass on this guy – but he was blocked by all kinds of brush – arrgh! However, I knew that if I... (more)

Corkscrew Falls

OK, first off, no clue if that's what the actual name of this falls is. In fact, I think it's an unnamed falls, so we're going with Corkscrew. Sound good? Cool At any rate, I had heard about this falls when doing a little Hocking Hills internet research. Getting to it involves pulling off to the side of a little highway, jumping... (more)

It can all be found here:

http://www.backcountrygallery.com/wallpaper/

Enjoy!

~Steve




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