Just For Grins 07/31/2012

	- 2012-07-31 Time for a WAY BETTER Webcam! Oh, have I got a deal for you today! It's the Microsoft LifeCam Show WebCam - and it's more than just mouthful, it's the BEST webcam we've ever offered! Web cams are the BEST way to communicate - EVER! First off, you actually get to SEE who you're talking to - you know, like in real life! Now, that's pretty cool but it gets even better… You don't have to pay a dime in long distance charges! No long distance, no wireless bill - nothing, nada! If you have an internet connection, you can chat and talk all you want! How cool is that? Just hook up any free instant messenger program and you're good to go. Yahoo, Microsoft, AOL, Skype - it's all covered (and did I mention free?)! It's not enough just to chat with someone - you need to LOOK GOOD while you're doing it! Well, this WORLD-CLASS High Definition camera is just what you need! Crystal clear picture, an amazingly high quality GLASS LENS (most webcams use cheap plastic), and hey - you don't even have to focus the thing! Talk about a plate full of awesome! |Here's A Sample Video From This Webcam: Plus, the 5x digital zoom allows you to come in for a closeup OR show everyone in the room! It's time for a webcam party! Even pan, tilt, and zoom - WOW - talk about LOADED! Oh, and if you think the camera is sweet, just wait till you get a load of the software that comes with it - WOW! First, you're gonna LOVE LOVE LOVE the Video Effects software! Say you want to spruce up your image a bit. With just the click of a button you can go from plain Jane to, well, all kinds of fun! It automatically "knows" where your face is and overlays the cool effects! TONS of fun! Plus it works GREAT with Windows Movie Maker - create a quick birthday / anniversary / graduation / whatever video right from your computer, edit it with Movie Maker (free) and send or upload to family and friends! Sweet! Sound quality usually gets passed by when it comes to web cams, but NOT this time! They pulled out all the stops and put in a sound system that any audiophile would be proud of! First off, the mic is crystal clear and makes it EASY for the other person to hear what you're saying. Way better than most static-prone built-in mics on other webcams! Sure, that would have been good enough for most people, but MS went a step further and added echo-cancelation and acoustic noise cancelation to insure the audio pickup and clarity is nothing short of astonishing! (And it is!) Worried about placement or setup? They gotchya covered big time! First, setup is a breeze! Can you pop in a CD and USB plug? Then you're qualified! It's super simple and super quick! Plus, this bad boy breaks through one of the biggest webcam problems - Where to place it. Most webcams only give you one option like a little stand OR a laptop clip OR an attachment disk. THIS GIVES YOU ALL OF 'EM! It uses an ingenious magnetic system that allows you to mount it to a sweet little stand, clip it to your monitor, or just use one of the two little "mounting buttons" for infinite placement possibilities - and it's ALL included! No matter WHERE you want this phenomenal little webcam, this comes with just the right hardware! FINALLY!!!! Are you ready for this? The RETAIL on this camera is a whopping' $80!!! And it's TOTALLY WORTH IT! However, YOUR price form us today is just $22.97 and US shipping is FREE! Deal of the CENTURY on a webcam, that's for SURE!!!! Don't miss out - it's the perfect time to get your first webcam OR to upgrade your old one! http://store.worldstart.com/product/7928 PS - WARNING - remember, this is a $80 web cam we're selling for just $22.97 - and we DO have a VERY limited number of them available! Don't wait or it'll be TOO LATE! A Perfect Marriage? A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other, except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about. For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day, the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover. In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside. She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totaling $95,000. He asked her about the contents. "When we were to be married," she said, "my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll." The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with happiness. "Honey," he said, "that explains the dolls, but what about all of this money? Where did it come from?" "Oh," she said. "That's the money I made from selling the dolls." Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. ~Ruth Graham Perhaps, the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not. It is the first lesson that ought to be learned and however early a man's training begins, it is probably the last lesson that he learns thoroughly. ~Thomas H. Huxley The first virtue of all really great men is that they are sincere. They eradicate hypocrisy from their hearts. ~Anatole France Cartoon used with permission We always want your ORIGINAL stories-keep sending them. They can be about kids, yourself, your pets, or anything else that's embarrassing, funny, or just plain weird! Please submit at this link... http://www.worldstart.com/contact/ So Sweet "Do you love me with all your heart and soul?" asked Becky. "Mmm hmm," replied Dave. "Do you think I'm the most beautiful girl in the world?" "Mmm hmm." "Do you think my lips are like rose petals?" "Mmm hmm." "Oh Dave," gushed Becky. "You say the most beautiful things!" July Wallpaper! WOW - It's July already! Time to spruce up your desktop with some new wallpaper! Choose from one of the three featured photos below or one of the 80+ others at the site! (Note the shot of Corkscrew Falls below will have black on both sides when displayed on your monitor, but still looks pretty cool) As always, all the desktop wallpaper below is 100% free. Prairie Dog Smooch Ahh, aren't they cute? We found these two prairie dogs on a hillside in Custer State Park, SD on warm June morning. They were having a great time playing, eating, and in this case, checking each other out. I knew when I went on this trip that I wanted to get some kind of shot like this. I had actually been trying for... (more) Coyote Gaze We spotted this cool coyote one evening in Yellowstone, and since coyotes just happen to be about my favorite animal of all time, well, I had to grab the camera and see about getting a photo. Now, the tricky part here was the light – we were running out of it – and FAST! I quickly set up the camera and put glass on this guy – but he was blocked by all kinds of brush – arrgh! However, I knew that if I... (more) Corkscrew Falls OK, first off, no clue if that's what the actual name of this falls is. In fact, I think it's an unnamed falls, so we're going with Corkscrew. Sound good? Cool At any rate, I had heard about this falls when doing a little Hocking Hills internet research. Getting to it involves pulling off to the side of a little highway, jumping... (more) It can all be found here: http://www.backcountrygallery.com/wallpaper/ Enjoy! ~Steve
	If this part of the newsletter is all you see, take it up with your ISP. We've been seeing a lot of interference from filters and such lately. You can also view the current newsletter and archives online at http://www.worldstart.com/newsletters.php/computer_tips Copyright, Disclaimer, Etc. ISSN: 1529-336X Copyright 2012, WorldStart. All unauthorized reproduction strictly prohibited. You are welcome to reproduce this newsletter (i.e. print it, store it) for your own personal use. You are also welcome to forward it, in its entirety, to friends and family. If you would like to reproduce this publication, or any part of it, in any other publication, be it web based or otherwise, you must contact us for permission. Any unauthorized re-distribution will be considered a copyright infringement and grounds for a lawsuit. Finally, you agree to try any advice contained or suggested in this newsletter at your own risk. Microsoft and Windows are trademarks or registered trademarks of Microsoft Corporation (duh!) Did someone forward this to you? Get your free subscription here: http://www.worldstart.com/subscriptions/ If daily newsletters are too much to handle, then change your subscription to our Weekly Edition... http://www.worldstart.com/subscriptions/ If you need to change your email address, go here... http://www.worldstart.com/subscriptions/ "I don't want yer stinkin' email!" To remove yourself from our mailing list please head to: http://www.worldstart.com/subscriptions/ WorldStart, Inc. - 2620 Centennial Rd, Suite C / Toledo, OH 43617 - Phone: 1-800-915-2088 You are receiving this daily newsletter because you requested it either at Worldstart.com or one of our affiliates. You are currently subscribed as wariest59338.compus@blogger.com