Just For Grins 07/12/2012

	- 2012-07-12 The BEST Photo Editing Sofware We've EVER Sold! PERFECT for Everyone! Crop, Adjust, Enhance, Retouch.. ANYTHING YOU CAN THINK OF! Bonus: Comes with Panorama Plus X4 for FREE! Get Professional Grade Photos With Ease! IT'S YOUR OWN PERSONAL DIGITAL DARK ROOM... For Just $12.97 - An UNBELIEVABLE Value! You No Longer Have to be a Pro... To produce professional grade photos! Back in the good old days, either you were a skilled photographer or you weren't. There wasn't much you could do to existing photos in order to make them better. Go ahead and look through your old photo albums...not exactly great, are they? You NEED this software! It's powerful, easy to use and...INEXPENSIVE! Brand New. Insanely Good. This does EVERYTHING you need it to, like: removing blemishes, fixing red eye, getting rid of blurriness and a TON of other powerful features. PhotoFix Studio - Your One-Stop Fix-All! In a matter of minutes, you can make any photo look it's best using the PhotoFix Studio. 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Guess what - it's easy to do and this program comes as a bonus FOR FREE! Powerful Photo Editing Software - Amazing Price! You'd think a photo editing program of this quality would run you several hundred dollars (cough...photoshop...ahem...) Well...not at Worldstart! Today, you can get this cutting edge, top of the line photo editing software for just $12.97 with FREE US shipping! That's an amazing deal, and your photos are going to thank you for it! http://store.worldstart.com/product/7808 PS - The quantity is EXTREMELY limited! This sale will be gone Friday and the price will go up to $24.97, so if you don't grab it today, you're gonna miss out on the DEAL OF A LIFETIME Eh? Scott and Glenn are standing on top of a cliff. Scott has a budgie on his shoulder, while Glenn has a parrot. Scott jumps off the cliff. Halfway down the budgie flies off and he continues to fall until he hits the ground in a crumpled heap. Then Glenn jumps off the cliff. Halfway down the parrot flies off but he quickly pulls out a gun and shoots it dead. He then lands in a similar heap beside his friend. Scott looks up and says, "Geez, that budgie jumping isn't any fun." To which Glenn replies, "I can't recommend the free-fall parrot-shooting either." "Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." ~Oscar Wilde "It's inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians." ~Henrik Ibsen "Man seems to be capable of great virtues but not of small virtues; capable of defying his torturer but not of keeping his temper." ~G. K. Chesterton Cartoon used with permission We always want your ORIGINAL stories-keep sending them. They can be about kids, yourself, your pets, or anything else that's embarrassing, funny, or just plain weird! Please submit at this link... http://www.worldstart.com/contact/ His Name is Rolf! Jamie asked his dad to explain the difference between irritation, aggravation, and frustration. His father picked up the phone and dialed a number at random. When the phone was answered, he asked, "Can I speak to Rolf, please?" "No! There's no one named Rolf here," replies the person who answered the phone. The father hung up. "That, my boy, is irritation." He picked up the phone again, dialed the same number, then asked for Rolf a second time. "No, there's no one here called Rolf. Go away. If you call again I'm calling the cops," the person said. The father hung up and said, "That's aggravation." "Then what's frustration?" asked Jamie. The father picked up the phone and dialed the same number a third time. "Hello, this is Rolf. Have I received any phone calls?" July Wallpaper! WOW - It's July already! Time to spruce up your desktop with some new wallpaper! Choose from one of the three featured photos below or one of the 80+ others at the site! (Note the shot of Corkscrew Falls below will have black on both sides when displayed on your monitor, but still looks pretty cool) As always, all the desktop wallpaper below is 100% free. Prairie Dog Smooch Ahh, aren't they cute? We found these two prairie dogs on a hillside in Custer State Park, SD on warm June morning. They were having a great time playing, eating, and in this case, checking each other out. I knew when I went on this trip that I wanted to get some kind of shot like this. I had actually been trying for... (more) Coyote Gaze We spotted this cool coyote one evening in Yellowstone, and since coyotes just happen to be about my favorite animal of all time, well, I had to grab the camera and see about getting a photo. Now, the tricky part here was the light – we were running out of it – and FAST! I quickly set up the camera and put glass on this guy – but he was blocked by all kinds of brush – arrgh! However, I knew that if I... (more) Corkscrew Falls OK, first off, no clue if that's what the actual name of this falls is. In fact, I think it's an unnamed falls, so we're going with Corkscrew. Sound good? Cool At any rate, I had heard about this falls when doing a little Hocking Hills internet research. Getting to it involves pulling off to the side of a little highway, jumping... (more) It can all be found here: http://www.backcountrygallery.com/wallpaper/ Enjoy! ~Steve
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