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Beetle vs. Royce A man from Texas, driving a Volkswagen Beetle, pulls up next to a guy in an Arkansas licensed Rolls Royce at a traffic light. Their windows are open and he yells at the guy in the Rolls, "Hey, you got a telephone in that Rolls?" The guy in the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I do!" "I got one too. See?" the Texan says. "Uh huh, yes, that's very nice." "You got a fax machine?" asks the Texan. "Why, actually, yes, I do." "I do too! See? It's right here!" brags the Texan. The light is just about to turn green and the guy in the Volkswagen says, "So, do you have a double bed in the back?" The guy in the Rolls replies, "No! Do you?" "Yep, got my double bed right back here," the Texan replies. The light turns green and the man in the Volkswagen takes off. Well, the guy in the Rolls is not about to be one-upped, so he immediately goes to a customizing shop and orders them to put a double bed in the back of his car. About two weeks later, the job is finally done. He picks up his car and drives all over town looking for the Volkswagen Beetle with the Texas plates. Finally, he finds it parked alongside the road, so he pulls his Rolls up next to it. The windows on the Volkswagen are all fogged up and he feels somewhat awkward about it, but he gets out of his newly modified Rolls and taps on the foggy window of the Volkswagen. The man in the Volkswagen finally opens the window a crack and peeks out. "Yeah, yeah, I remember you," replies the Texan. "What's up?" "Check this out! I got a double bed installed in my Rolls." The Texan exclaims, "You got me out of the shower to tell me that?!" A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents. Be confident of this: He who began a good work in you will continue to perform it until it's perfectly complete. The first virtue of all really great men is that they are sincere. They eradicate hypocrisy from their hearts. Cartoon used with permission Having Another Child When my daughter was about 10-years-old, I became pregnant. Of course, she wanted to know how it happened, so I gave her what I considered an appropriate explanation of the process. She asked, "Did you do that to get me?" I said yes and she responded, "And you did it again?" July Wallpaper! WOW - It's July already! Time to spruce up your desktop with some new wallpaper! Choose from one of the three featured photos below or one of the 80+ others at the site! (Note the shot of Corkscrew Falls below will have black on both sides when displayed on your monitor, but still looks pretty cool) As always, all the desktop wallpaper below is 100% free.
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