Thứ Hai, 23 tháng 7, 2012

Just For Grins 07/23/2012

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HATE Your Weak Wireless Connection?

Painfully Slow Load Times Making You Miserable?

Current LAN Adapter Slow and Outdated?

TIME TO SUPERCHARGE YOUR WIFI!

Plug This into Your Computer for a Jolt of Wireless Power!

BRAND NEW - HOT OFF THE LINE - WICKED FAST!

Your Old LAN Adapter is About to Look Downright Foolish!

Hope You're Ready...

FOR MAXIMUM SPEED & PERFORMANCE!

Unbelievably LOW Price - Our Best EVER!

Perfect for EVERYONE!

If you're like the millions of other people with a computer, you most likely use a wireless network. Whether you're at home or on the road, most of us have gone wireless for the outright convenience. But there's sometimes a problem. Sometimes you need to connect to a network and you can't because it's too far away...NOT ANYMORE!

HUGE Range!

If you're lookin' for lightning fast plug & play capabilities, we've got it!

First, check it out - this has a range of up to 1640 feet!

That's PURE POWER! So whether you're in your home, in a restaurant, or out in a field somewhere - if you're within that massive range, you'll be on the internet with BLAZIN speed!


How Can This Little Thing Make Your Life WAY Better?

Go Wireless in SECONDS!

PERFECT for streaming, gaming, and LARGE file downloads!

100% PLUG & PLAY!

FAST and SIMPLE to use!

Take Plug & Play to a Whole New Level!

Plug this compact little bundle of power into your computer (works on desktops and laptops), wait a few seconds and BOOM! You're wireless network adapter is already installed and ready to rock!

Now You're Ready to Jump on ANY Wireless Network!


That was easy, right? Seriously, this thing makes access to a wireless network a breeze no matter where you are! You could be at a restaurant, a friends house, a hotel, on the road...whatever! Bottom line is, if there's an available network, it's YOURS! Some people spend hundreds of dollars on wireless cards for their laptops, and guess what? These are EVEN BETTER at a fraction of the cost!

Wireless Cards Cost a FORTUNE - Don't Waste Your Money!

Get the Adapter That DOES IT ALL!

Check out these specs and see for yourself - this thing is PERFECT!

Outstanding 1640 Foot Range
Compatible with USB 2.0 and USB 1.1 hardware
Compatible With ALL Wirelss netsworks - n/g/b
Plug & Play Install
Supports data rates of up to 150 Mbps
Supports All Wireless Security Types

PERFECT for Traveling!

Whether you're using this at home or on the go, it's the PERFECT SIZE! Going somewhere? This baby will fit nicely in your laptop bag or even your pocket! And it's protected by a removable cap, so no worries about damaging the tip!

Oh and installation? SIMPLE!

Internet ANYWHERE for a BREAKTHROUGH PRICE!

Today this amazing NEW LAN Adapter can be yours for just $14.97 with FREE US SHIPPING included! That's the deal of the decade, and it's only for today!

http://store.worldstart.com/product/7881

PS: Don't wait! If you need a new LAN adapter, now is the time to get it! Tuesday, any remaining stock jumps back up to the regular price of $24.97 so get yours now!





Today's Joke

Hard of Hearing

"Doctor, I think my wife is getting hard of hearing."

"I'll have my nurse make an appointment for her, but in the meantime, there's a simple, informal test you can run to give us an idea how bad the problem is. Here's what you do: start out about 40 feet away from her and in a normal conversational speaking tone, say something and see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet and so on, until you get a response."

That evening, the wife was in the kitchen cooking dinner and he was in the living room. In a normal tone, he asks, "Honey, what's for supper?"

No response.

So, the husband moves to the other end of the room and repeats, "Honey, what's for supper?"

Still no response.

Next, he moves into the dining room. "Honey, what's for supper?"

He gets no response, so he walks up to the kitchen door. "Honey, what's for supper?"

Again, there was no response, so he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for supper?"

"Harry! For the fifth time, I said chicken!"

Daily Thoughts

Nothing is ever lost by courtesy. It is the cheapest of pleasures, costs nothing and conveys much.
~Erastus Wiman

The important thing is this: to be able, at any moment, to sacrifice what we are for what we could become.
~Charles Du Bos

The ability to concentrate and to use time well is everything.
~Lee Iococca

Today's Cartoon

Cartoon used with permission

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Last Laugh

Giving Directions

For my job with a delivery company, I was getting phone directions to a customer's home.

The woman very specifically said, "From the main road in the center of town, go down two lights. Look for the post office. Turn left onto the next street. Go 1.3 miles. Drive past one red hydrant and then take the next right. Go 50 yards. My driveway is the second on the right and the number is on the mailbox."

As I entered the information into my computer, I asked, "What color is your house?"

The woman paused a second and said, "Hold on. I'll go check."

Monthly Wallpaper

July Wallpaper!

WOW - It's July already! Time to spruce up your desktop with some new wallpaper! Choose from one of the three featured photos below or one of the 80+ others at the site! (Note the shot of Corkscrew Falls below will have black on both sides when displayed on your monitor, but still looks pretty cool)

As always, all the desktop wallpaper below is 100% free.

Prairie Dog Smooch

Ahh, aren't they cute? We found these two prairie dogs on a hillside in Custer State Park, SD on warm June morning. They were having a great time playing, eating, and in this case, checking each other out.
I knew when I went on this trip that I wanted to get some kind of shot like this. I had actually been trying for... (more)

Coyote Gaze

We spotted this cool coyote one evening in Yellowstone, and since coyotes just happen to be about my favorite animal of all time, well, I had to grab the camera and see about getting a photo.

Now, the tricky part here was the light – we were running out of it – and FAST! I quickly set up the camera and put glass on this guy – but he was blocked by all kinds of brush – arrgh! However, I knew that if I... (more)

Corkscrew Falls

OK, first off, no clue if that's what the actual name of this falls is. In fact, I think it's an unnamed falls, so we're going with Corkscrew. Sound good? Cool At any rate, I had heard about this falls when doing a little Hocking Hills internet research. Getting to it involves pulling off to the side of a little highway, jumping... (more)

It can all be found here:

http://www.backcountrygallery.com/wallpaper/

Enjoy!

~Steve




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