Thứ Hai, 24 tháng 9, 2012

Just For Grins 09/24/2012

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DON'T LET GUYS LIKE THIS RUN OFF WITH YOUR STUFF!!!

Your electronics and equipment are valuable. That's why they call them VALUABLES! And that's why the other guy wants them!

You Need a Deterrent! And We Have It...

The VOLTAGE VALET - CABLE LOCK ALARM !!!


If a thief sees this on your stuff - and if he were smart - he would think twice before acting!

If he wasn't too bright, when he did act, the surprise alarm would draw a lot of unwanted attention his way!

This device has SO MANY COOL FEATURES we had to provide this short video to highlight all of them for you! Take a look...


I mean, just look at this device. It's bright yellow and black design screams like a yield sign to a thief and will certainly his get attention just by setting there. And getting his attention is the first step in deterring a thief! Its rough and tough construction is obvious as soon as you handle it. THIS IS A SERIOUS SECURITY DEVICE!

FEATURES? Oh yeah, this device has features alright!

For starters, it has a FOUR FOOT STEEL CABLE! That means you could strap this device securely around a pretty big object like some of your luggage or sporting gear!

The cable is RETRACTABLE at the press of a button!

And did you see that word STEEL? This is not some flimsy strap. It IS steel, so it won't be cut easily. Even if it were severed - guess what? THE ALARM GOES OFF!

YES, this unit will set off a definite, attention-getting alarm! A 110dB Alarm! Trust me, it's loud, and you, or people around your stuff, will definately notice!

This alarm not only goes off if the cable is cut – it is also MOTION SENSITIVE! How does that help? Well if they just grab your things and run without bothering to cut the cable, the alarm sounds. Moving the unit just a few inches will set it off!

Anyone stealing something with this device attached will get no further than a step or two away before getting noticed!

Now Hold On! HERE'S AN EVEN COOLER FEATURE! Because it's motion sensitive, you don't even really have to strap in onto your stuff! That's Right! YOU CAN JUST SET THE ALARM ON TOP OF YOUR THINGS! If they move your stuff, or the alarm ITSELF – COVER YOUR EARS! The Alarm is Sounding!

This is SIMPLE AND VERY EFFECTIVE PROTECTION!!!

On the top of the unit is a THREE DIGIT COMBINATION LOCK! And you get to set your own code! Cool! But it keeps getting EVEN COOLER! The lock is obviously for setting up the unit and its alarm. But a thinking thief might try to gently disconnect the batteries! That would be his last mistake! Your code LOCKS THE BATTERY CASE TOO! REALLY!

At a glance, this lock may appear to be a standard cable lock. But would-be thieves will be quite surprised when the smallest movement of it triggers the piercing alarm!

I don't know why more people don't have this! You can protect your laptop, your cell phone, your luggage or briefcase! Use it as your bicycle lock! You can even protect some of that expensive sporting equipment!

Of course we all wish we didn't have to watch our stuff so closely in today's world, but here's a device that can be your extra pair of eyes!

Now look at this price! $14.97!

How ridiculously low is that for this outstanding security device? This price is a steal! Of a security device, no less!

Get yours today the legal way, right here at our store:

http://store.worldstart.com/product/8240

And remember the shipping is FREE in the US!





Today's Joke

Turkey or Ham?

My girlfriend and I were picking up some sandwiches from the sub place last week and she asked the clerk which of two sandwiches was better.

The clerk didn't have an opinion, but did say that the first sandwich was more expensive. My girlfriend got a quizzical look on her face and asked, "If that's the case, why are they both listed with the same price on the menu?"

To this, the clerk responded, "I don't think we add tax to the turkey."

Daily Thoughts

Many people may listen, but few people actually hear.
~Harvey Mackay

There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.
~Martin Luther King, Jr.

Courtesy is doing unto others what you would like them to do unto you.
~Unknown

Today's Cartoon

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Last Laugh

It's Stress Related

A young woman was worried about her stress related habit of biting her fingernails, so her friend advised her to take up yoga. She did and soon, her fingernails were growing normally.

Her friend asked her if yoga had totally cured her nervousness.

"No," she replied, "but now I can reach my toe nails, so I just bite them instead!"

Monthly Wallpaper

September Wallpaper Is Ready!

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Three Irritated Little Owlets

Think they had enough of me? Sure looks like it from the photo! These little bundles of joy were photographed in Cape Coral FL in early summer. And, in reality, they were pretty happy with me for the most part – I think I just caught them at a...
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Roaring Fork Rush

This image was captured on a trip to the Smoky Mountains that featured a LOT of excess water. Normally, Roaring Fork isn't all that robust, but this time is was really flowing with some serious enthusiasm. So, we started hiking upstream looking for compositions. We skirted the bank for as long as we could, and….. (More)

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~ Steve




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