Thứ Tư, 5 tháng 9, 2012

Just For Grins 09/05/2012

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You're Gonna Want to MOVE quickly on this

ILLUMINATING Deal!

10 LEDs of BRIGHT, MOTION-ACTIVATED, LIGHT and SECURITY!

SENSES MOVEMENT UP TO 15 FEET AWAY!

No more need for permanently-wired installations! This powerful lightsource is totally portable!

THAT MEANS YOU CAN ADD LIGHT HERE, THERE... ANYWHERE!

Just try to tell me you don't need this SOMEWHERE in your house!

Got a dark closet?

A dark hallway?

A dark kitchen counter?

A dark patio?

A dark entryway?

A dark garage?

WHAT?! ARE YOU LITERALLY LIVING IN THE DARK?

Well, Lighten up! You have no more excuses!

And hey, why are you keeping lights on all night? What a waste of money!

Why are you risking tripping over something in that dark hallway? Sounds like a disaster waiting to happen!

This unit turns on when it senses movement and even heat from a distance of up to 15 feet away! It turns off automatically after 30 seconds unless motion is sensed again! That's pretty darn efficient!

Give it up for infrared technology!

And check out the simple white case. It's solidly constructed and will fit with any décor!

You can even use it outside, just don't leave it exposed directly to the elements.

Oh! You need a continuous source of light? Just slide the switch from the AUTO to the ON position - DONE.

The LEDs are gonna last 100,000 hours so don't worry about replacing this unit anytime soon! Just 3 "AA" batteries keep it shining.

Its 3" x3" size makes it convenient to mount or set up anywhere. There's a cutout on the back so you can affix to a wall. And the 10 LEDs simply radiate from it's compact case. But have no fear… there's no lead or hazardous material of any kind in this baby!

And remember – The sudden motion-activated light will certainly startle potential intruders, but it'll bring you peace of mind!

This is already a great idea; but TODAY IT'S EVEN GREATER because we're offering it to you for ONLY $12.97!

How many do you need?

http://store.worldstart.com/product/8045

The shipping is free in the US too!





Today's Joke

Single, Never Married

As a single, never married woman in my 40s, I have been questioned endlessly about my status by my friends, relatives and co-workers. Over the years, I've noticed a subtle change in the nature of their inquiries.

In my teens, friends would ask, "Who are you going out with this weekend?"

In my 20s, relatives would say, "Who are you dating?"

In my 30s, co-workers might inquire, "So, are you dating anyone yet?"

Now, people ask, "Where did you get that adorable purse?"

Daily Thoughts

Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or to lose.
~Lyndon B. Johnson

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit.
~Moliere

Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live.
~Oscar Wilde

Today's Cartoon

Cartoon used with permission

We always want your ORIGINAL stories-keep sending them. They can be about kids, yourself, your pets, or anything else that's embarrassing, funny, or just plain weird! Please submit at this link... http://www.worldstart.com/contact/

Last Laugh

Almost Ready

A man pacing back and forth glanced at his watch and yelled upstairs to his wife, "Honey, are you ready yet?"

Shouting back, the woman replies, "For crying out loud, Ed. I've been telling you for the last half hour, I'll be ready in a minute!"

Monthly Wallpaper

September Wallpaper Is Ready!

It's that time again - time to dress up your monitor with some brand spankin' new wallpaper!

Big Sable Lighthouse At Twilight

Finally got it! This shot was literally 2 years, 5 hikes, and two separate trips in the making – but I was finally - finally - able to pull it off June 2012! My son Grant and I had been to Ludington State Park the year before and stayed several days in an attempt to get a good shot of the Big Sable Lighthouse – and we failed. Every evening we'd ...(More)

Three Irritated Little Owlets

Think they had enough of me? Sure looks like it from the photo! These little bundles of joy were photographed in Cape Coral FL in early summer. And, in reality, they were pretty happy with me for the most part – I think I just caught them at a...
(More)

Roaring Fork Rush

This image was captured on a trip to the Smoky Mountains that featured a LOT of excess water. Normally, Roaring Fork isn't all that robust, but this time is was really flowing with some serious enthusiasm. So, we started hiking upstream looking for compositions. We skirted the bank for as long as we could, and….. (More)

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http://www.backcountrygallery.com/wallpaper/

~ Steve




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