Thứ Sáu, 7 tháng 9, 2012

Just For Grins 09/07/2012

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Announcements

It's Time to Make Your World Picture Perfect

We've Got Just What You Need!

The Most COMPLETE Digital Photo Program Out There

Editing, Uploading, Projects, You Name It!

Turn Your Photos into True Masterpieces

Managing Your Favorite Photos or Making New Ones...

Has NEVER Been Easier Than This!

And It's Only $14.97

Doing everything sounds hard, but this program makes it look SO simple!

Seriously, this software gives you the power to do almost anything you can think of with your photos! We're talkin' full-force editing, amazing visual projects, easy sharing, photo managing, photo tagging, and more!

Trying to summarize this program is like trying to count every star in the sky!

And the best part is that it's SO EASY! Other photo editing software suites are notorious for being WAY too expensive and having ridiculous learning curves. The only reason to use them is if you hate having money and time!

With Photo Expressions Platinum 5, you're getting total control over your photos at an unbeatable price.

You'll be astounded at what you can make now that you have an INTUITIVE program to edit your photos and turn them into magnificent works of art.

Say Hello to Editing Perfection!

You love your photos, but sometimes they don't come out just as you wanted them, right? Sometimes you need to crop a little here, sharpen the image there, and how many times have you seen a photo ruined by glowing red eyes?

No problem! With the easy fix solutions, you'll be turning flawed photos into flawless ones with just a few mouse clicks. Sometimes all it takes is just a minor modification to get a photo that EVERYONE wants framed for their house.

Sometimes you wanna add some style to your photos... it's got that too! Filters, creative effects, and the extensive face beautify tools will give you tons of options to perfect your scrapbook.

Speaking of Scrapbook...

Just having amazing photos isn't always enough... maybe you want to turn them into the ultimate photography project. It's easy as pie to get your photos together into some seriously impressive projects.

So many possibilities at your fingertips! Scrapbooks, greeting cards, calendars, slideshows, even panoramas and MORE! Tons of power with no experience necessary.

Making the most amazing collections of your favorite photos has never been more convenient. It's like having a professional photographer in your computer.

So now you've got amazing photos and you've combined them to make even MORE amazing projects... what's next?

Share Your Perfections!

There's nothing wrong with just getting your photos to the highest level of quality, but where's the fun if you can't show them off? Photo Expressions Platinum 5 knows you want everyone to see the world you've captured, so it makes sure sharing your creations is as easy as a few clicks.

Convenient Conversions - Turn your photo files into almost anything they need to be to get them on your mobile device. Formats ranging from iPod to PSP to almost any media-enabled phone makes sure you can bring your photos wherever you go.

Finally! Stop fighting with "file type not supported" errors!

Uploading your photos is a snap. Get your photos from your PC to your favorite social media website practically instantly. With upload support for websites like Facebook or Flickr, everyone you know will be enjoying your pictures as soon as you put them out there.

If you want hard copies, burning your creations to a DVD or CD is just as quick. If you can drag-and-drop, you've got all the skills required to get your photos on a DVD. And when you get your slideshows on a disk, you can show them off to the whole family on your TV too!

Not to mention all the cool bonus tools for your disks, like making custom labels with photo, text, or even designing a music playlist for the disk. Supporting many of the popular label paper templates, you'll have professional quality disk covers ready to go.

Good luck finding any other software with Photo Expression Platinum 5's unbelievable combo of power, speed, and ease-of-use. And on top of all that, the price is practically unbeatable. Photo perfection can be yours for just $14.97 with FREE SHIPPING IN THE US!

http://store.worldstart.com/product/8202

PS - This picture perfect deal won't last forever, so make sure you snag your opportunity to be the photo expert of the family before Monday when it goes up to $20.97!





Today's Joke

Test Time

Two college football players could not stay up with their classes and the big game was on Friday. The Dean came to the Coach and said, "Coach, I have been getting a lot of complaints from the other teams because of the requirement that all players must be in educational good standing. Now, I want you to devise a test for Killer and Hulk that they are guaranteed to pass or they won't be able to play in Friday's game."

"Dean, I can handle this one."

Later, the Coach said to the players, "Men, you have to take this test and pass it to be able to play in the game Friday. Begin now and just leave when you finish."

The players turn over their papers and found only one question: Old MacDonald had a _______.

Killer said, "Oh, I know! I know! It's Old MacDonald had a farm!"

"That's great, Killer! How do you spell farm?"

"Hey, I know that, too! It's E-I-E-I-O!"

Daily Thoughts

You can have anything you want if you want it desperately enough. You must want it with an exuberance that erupts through the skin and joins the energy that created the world.
~Sheila Graham

Some minds are like concrete. Thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
~Unknown

When the solution is simple, God is answering.
~Albert Einstein

Today's Cartoon

Cartoon used with permission

We always want your ORIGINAL stories-keep sending them. They can be about kids, yourself, your pets, or anything else that's embarrassing, funny, or just plain weird! Please submit at this link... http://www.worldstart.com/contact/

Last Laugh

Wrong Prescription

An old man strode in to his doctor's office and said, "Doc, my druggist said to tell you to change my prescription and to check the prescription you've been giving to Mrs. Smith."

"Oh, he did, did he?" the doctor shot back. "And since when does a druggist second guess a doctor's orders?"

The old man says, "Since he found out I've been on birth control pills since February."

Monthly Wallpaper

September Wallpaper Is Ready!

It's that time again - time to dress up your monitor with some brand spankin' new wallpaper!

Big Sable Lighthouse At Twilight

Finally got it! This shot was literally 2 years, 5 hikes, and two separate trips in the making – but I was finally - finally - able to pull it off June 2012! My son Grant and I had been to Ludington State Park the year before and stayed several days in an attempt to get a good shot of the Big Sable Lighthouse – and we failed. Every evening we'd ...(More)

Three Irritated Little Owlets

Think they had enough of me? Sure looks like it from the photo! These little bundles of joy were photographed in Cape Coral FL in early summer. And, in reality, they were pretty happy with me for the most part – I think I just caught them at a...
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Roaring Fork Rush

This image was captured on a trip to the Smoky Mountains that featured a LOT of excess water. Normally, Roaring Fork isn't all that robust, but this time is was really flowing with some serious enthusiasm. So, we started hiking upstream looking for compositions. We skirted the bank for as long as we could, and….. (More)

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~ Steve




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