Thứ Sáu, 18 tháng 5, 2012

Just For Grins 05/18/2012

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Constantly Typing on Your Flat Laptop...

IS A RECIPE FOR SORE WRISTS & CARPAL TUNNEL!

You Need to Angle That Keyboard to Your Comfort Level...

AND NOW YOU CAN WITH THIS AMAZING LAPTOP HOLDER!


7 Angle Points - Full 360 Degree Rotations!

100% Ergonomic - Comfortable Typing - Better for Your Wrists!

Even Keeps Your Laptop from Overheating!

YOU'VE GOTTA SEE THE VIDEO DEMONSTRATION BELOW!

http://imgsrv.worldstart.com/ct-images/7111-video.jpg

You've NEVER Seen a Laptop Holder Like This One!

Say Goodbye to Sore Wrists Forever!

Is Your Laptop RUINING Your Life?

There just seem to be some common problems that go with having a laptop, like overheating, wrist strain from typing on a flat keyboard, and hunching over and straining your shoulders and neck.

After a while, your laptop can cause carpal tunnel syndrome and a HUNCHED back! Oh, and when it inevitably overheats, it'll cost a FORTUNE to replace. Stop letting these problems put a damper on your life!

The ANSWER is Here!

Adjust to 7 different angle points - GOODBYE SORE WRISTS!

Quit typing on that flat laptop keyboard and get comfortable! This holder allows you to adjust your laptop up to 7 different angles, thus preventing wrist strain that you get from using that standard, flat keyboard!

Also, by adjusting the angle of your laptop you can raise it up to your eye level and prevent neck and shoulder strain! Your neck and shoulders are gonna thank you for your Laptop Holder!

You Won't BELIEVE the Difference!

Maybe you're just used to it by now...but trust me, it'll catch up with you. If you're constantly typing on that flat laptop keyboard, you're putting a serious strain on your body! Your wrists aren't meant to keep that angle for hours on end...

And you back and shoulders also pay the price! You'll be amazed at what a difference it can make to have your keyboard angled to your comfort level, and your entire body will thank you for it! This perfect laptop holder allows you to have 7 different angle adjustments - find what's comfortable for you!


PREVENT OVERHEATING!

If your laptop is getting that hot on the bottom, imagine what it's doing to the inside of your machine...IT'S COOKING IT! After some time goes by, your computer will eventually need parts replaced, or even be ruined!

Just by angling your laptop, this 360º Rotating Laptop Holder helps to circulate airflow and keep it smooth!

This WILL prolong the life of your laptop by a LONG time!

Accident Prone? No Problem!

It has a built-in anti-skid function!

That means you don't worry about it slipping and sliding around while you're using it. After all, how much did you spend on your machine? A LARGE chunk of change!

Prevent your laptop from getting damaged and make it comfortable for you to use and view with this laptop holder!

Say good-bye to wrist, shoulder and neck strain!

Tell OVERHEATING & Carpal Tunnel to take a hike!

Get the 360º Rotating Laptop Holder for an ULTRA-LOW PRICE!

How much? Well for today, and today only, this revolutionary piece of laptop technology can be yours for just Just $14.97 and US shipping is FREE!

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PS - Don't forget the price headed up soon!





Today's Joke

Acceptance Testing

Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same qualifications. In order to determine which individual to hire, the applicants were asked to take a test by the Department manager. Upon completion of the test, both men missed only one of the questions.

The manager went to the first applicant and said, "Thank you for your interest, but we've decided to give the job to the other applicant."

"And why would you be doing that? We both got nine questions correct," asked the rejected applicant.

We have based our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you missed," said the Department manager.

"And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?" the rejected applicant inquired.

"Simple," said the Department manager, "Your fellow applicant put down on question No. 5, 'I don't know.' You put down, 'Neither do I.'"

Daily Thoughts

"Talent does what it can; genius does what it must."
~Robert Bulwer-Lytton

"All good things which exist are the fruits of originality."
~John Stuart Mill

"We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time."
~Vince Lombardi

Today's Cartoon

Cartoon used with permission

We always want your ORIGINAL stories-keep sending them. They can be about kids, yourself, your pets, or anything else that's embarrassing, funny, or just plain weird! Please submit at this link... http://www.worldstart.com/contact/

Last Laugh

Airplane!

While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Benson looked out the window. "Goodness!" he screamed, "one of the engines just blew up!"

Other passengers left their seats and came running over; suddenly the aircraft was rocked by a second blast as yet another engine exploded on the other side.

The passengers were in a panic now, and even the stewardesses couldn't maintain order. Just then, standing tall and smiling confidently, the pilot strode from the cockpit and assured everyone that there was nothing to worry about.

His words and his demeanor seemed to make most of the passengers feel better, and they sat down as the pilot calmly walked to the door of the aircraft. There, he grabbed several packages from under the seats and began handing them to the flight attendants.

Each crew member attached the package to their backs.

"Say," spoke up an alert passenger, "aren't those parachutes?"

The pilot said they were. The passenger went on, "But I thought you said there was nothing to worry about?"

"There isn't," replied the pilot as a third engine exploded. "We're going to get help."Monthly Wallpaper

May Wallpaper!

Check it out - our May wallpaper is ready to go! Also, we've been choosing only horizontal images for the wallpaper, but I get SO MANY requests for some of the vertical shots to be wallpaper, I just had to go ahead and do it. So, give it a try and let me know what you think by posting on the blog entry for this idea (Click Here)

As always, all the desktop wallpaper below is 100% free.

Upper Falls

This is usually the first falls I photograph when I'm in the Old Man's Cave area of Hocking Hills State Park. First, you walk across the bridge you see in the photo, then follow a little path down to the bottom. Now, the "normal" thing to do here is (more)

Snow Goose Taking Flight

captured this image one sunny January evening at Bosque Del Apache National Wildlife Refuge. The snow geese were there in force, and this little pond had a lot of activity going on. The birds were coming and going, trying to decide where to stay for the night and I was just ... (more)

Hidden Hoodoos

We had just finished shooting some sunrise scenes at Bryce Canyon when my 9 year old son asked if we could hike down into the canyon and explore. Well, it didn't take much arm twisting to convince me! As we rounded a corner on the way down, we saw... (more)

It can all be found here:

http://www.backcountrygallery.com/wallpaper/

Enjoy!

~Steve




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