Thứ Năm, 10 tháng 5, 2012

Just For Grins 05/10/2012

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Announcements

Sick & Tired of Your Painfully Slow Wireless Internet?

Ready to Gleefully Dance on Your Routers Grave?

How Would You Like 300 Mbps Speed & Crystal Clear Reception?

YOU'VE GOTTA HAVE THE CISCO WIRELESS ADPATER!

Lightning Fast Speed Doubles the Industry Standard - Think About That!

DUAL ANTENNAS FOR CRYSTAL CLEAR RECEPTION!

57'' USB Cable Included - Put it Anywhere You Want...

AND GET READY FOR OUTSTANDING SPEED AND PERFORMANCE!

Pull-Your-Hair-Out Frustration...

You're so fed up with your weak, slow wireless connection that you go buy the best Router money can buy. So you get home, set it up, and get excited...only for a COLOSSAL letdown. Same slow speed. Same weak range. Same two bars. What's going on?!

Your wireless sucks. Your home (or wherever you are) just isn't a hot spot. But you CAN do something about it!

Ready for a MASSIVE jolt of speed? How about a USB powered adapter that gives you a whoppin 300 Mbps speed?! That's FAST and we've got it!

A HUGE Jolt of Extra Speed...

Up to 300Mbps! Brought to You by Cisco - A Name You Trust!

It's simple: you need a faster, broader internet connection, and the Cisco Valet 300Mbps Wireless N USB 2.0 Adapter (with extension cable) is exactly what you need!

Aside from the speed, here's something else that makes this the PERFECT solution to your wirelss woes: it's SIMPLE to install, and SIMPLE to use! In fact, the necessary drivers are PRE-INSTALLED on the adaptor. All you have to do is plug it into your Windows computer and let it do its thing!

And just for the record: most wireless adaptors give you 150 Mbps speed. Sure, that's pretty fast. But this one can give you up to a BLAZIN' FAST 300 Mbps - double the speed of the industry standard. Think about that!

A quick word on security - HAVE NO WORRIES! This thing features WEP, WAP AND WPA security with a 128 bit encryption. That's like the Fort Knox of security - so cruise along with zero worries!

Dual Antennas for Crystal Clear Reception!

There's a few reasons why this thing is so fast. One of them is the brand. Cisco has been an industry leader in wireless networking solutions for years. Everyone knows the brand. But there's something else...

It's got DUAL Antennas! Some adaptors come with one. Some come with none (avoid those at all costs!). Well this guy comes with two, and the reception is crystal clear, giving you the fastest speeds and strongest connection possible!

Imagine cruising along at 300 Mbps with dual antennas...yeah, it's like a dream!

USB Extension Cable Included - Put Your Adapter Anywhere!

One of the biggest gripes with these USB adaptors is the fact that you have to plug them in BEHIND your computer. Often between the wall and the giant metal computer case. What do you think THAT does to your reception?

Well have no fear - this one comes INCLUDED with a 57'' USB connector cable and a dock! That gives you nearly five feet of freedom - no barriers, no closed spaces. Put it wherever the best spot is in your home area, and you'll literally be FLYING through the internet in no time!

That's right - say hello to the STRONGEST signal reception you've EVER experienced!

Outstanding Deal!

Your price? Just $26.97 and US shipping is FREE! Think about that, you can't buy a standard wireless internet adapter from the big box stores for that kind of money, let alone one with extra coverage at insanely fast speeds!!!!

http://store.worldstart.com/product/7831


WARNING - Don't miss out - we have an extremely limited quantity on this one, AND the price goes back to $34.97 Friday! Better hurry!





Today's Joke

What Do You Have?

A man walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He replied, "I got shingles."

She said, "Fill out this form and supply your name, address, medical insurance number. When you're done, please take a seat."

Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked him what he had. He said, "I got shingles."

So she took down his height, weight, and complete medical history, then said, "Change into this gown and wait in the examining room."

A half hour later a nurse came in and asked him what he had. He said, "I got shingles."

So she gave him a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram and told him to wait for the doctor.

An hour later the doctor came in and asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles."

The doctor gave him a full examination, and then said, "I just checked you out thoroughly, and I can't find shingles anywhere."

The man replied, "They're outside in the truck. Where do you want them?".

Daily Thoughts

"To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often."
~Winston Churchill

"There are no original ideas. There are only original people."
~Barbara Grizzuti Harrison

"Electricity is really just organized lightning."
~George Carlin

Today's Cartoon

Cartoon used with permission

We always want your ORIGINAL stories-keep sending them. They can be about kids, yourself, your pets, or anything else that's embarrassing, funny, or just plain weird! Please submit at this link... http://www.worldstart.com/contact/

Last Laugh

My Car! My Car!

A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off the door on the driver's side. The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up.

Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.

When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."

"My God!" screamed the lawyer. "My Rolex! My Rolex!".

Monthly Wallpaper

May Wallpaper!

Check it out - our May wallpaper is ready to go! Also, we've been choosing only horizontal images for the wallpaper, but I get SO MANY requests for some of the vertical shots to be wallpaper, I just had to go ahead and do it. So, give it a try and let me know what you think by posting on the blog entry for this idea (Click Here)

As always, all the desktop wallpaper below is 100% free.

Upper Falls

This is usually the first falls I photograph when I'm in the Old Man's Cave area of Hocking Hills State Park. First, you walk across the bridge you see in the photo, then follow a little path down to the bottom. Now, the "normal" thing to do here is (more)

Snow Goose Taking Flight

captured this image one sunny January evening at Bosque Del Apache National Wildlife Refuge. The snow geese were there in force, and this little pond had a lot of activity going on. The birds were coming and going, trying to decide where to stay for the night and I was just ... (more)

Hidden Hoodoos

We had just finished shooting some sunrise scenes at Bryce Canyon when my 9 year old son asked if we could hike down into the canyon and explore. Well, it didn't take much arm twisting to convince me! As we rounded a corner on the way down, we saw... (more)

It can all be found here:

http://www.backcountrygallery.com/wallpaper/

Enjoy!

~Steve




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