Thứ Năm, 17 tháng 5, 2012

Just For Grins 05/17/2012

Just For Grins www.worldstart.com
ws - 2012-05-17

Announcements

Yuck - Do You Smell That? Stinks Like Mediocrity...

AND IT'S PERMEATING FROM YOUR WEBCAM!

Seriously - You Can Do WAY Better Than That...With This!

THE CREATIVE LIVE! USB 2.0 WEBCAM - STUNNING 1.3MP CLARITY!

Record BEAUTIFUL Videos at 1280X960 Resolution - Outstanding!

Built-in, Noise Cancelling Microphone for Crystal Clear Audio...

Compatible with ALL the Popular Instant Messengers...

SIMPLE PHOTO AND VIDEO SHARING!

Universal Clip Attaches to ANY Computer: Desktop or Laptop!

What Stinks? Oh...That's the Smell of Mediocrity...

It's that weak webcam you've been using for the last five years! Seriously, maybe you're not aware, but there have been some HUGE steps in webcam technology recently, and you don't know what you're missing!

If you're tired of low quality audio, blurry screens and lagging connection, you're NOT alone!

Lucky for you, this is the age of technology, and we've got the best webcam on the market available right now!

Introducing the Creative Live! USB 2.0 Webcam...

If you've been considering a new webcam, NOW is the time! If you're at all fed up with the one you're currently using, NOW is the time to replace it! If you don't have a webcam and have been holding out for the best of the best...THIS IS IT!

This thing is TOP QUALITY!

Outstanding Video, Audio and Photo Quality!

First thing's first: STUNNING video clarity - Amazing Camera! We're talkin' 1280 X 960 video resolution and 5MP photo capabilities! In terms of total clarity, this is the BEST OF THE BEST! And the camera gives you a FULL 240 degree rotation option - get the best angle!

Built-in Microphone - Automatic Noise Cancelling! If you're looking for superior audio quality, look no further! As soon as you speak into the microphone, it instantly recognizes that you're in a voice chat and provides automatic background noise cancellation!

Online Communications have NEVER been so clear!

Seriously - just wait until you take a picture using your webcam (which you can with the push of a button). You'll be blown away by the high-resolution quality. It's like having an expensive, professional grade camera built right in!

Huge IM Compatibility!

So what Instant Messenger program do you use? DOESN'T MATTER: This is fully compatible with Windows Live Messenger, Yahoo! Messenger, AOL Instant Messenger, Skype and TONS more!

No matter where you or your loved ones are in the world, you'll have the perfect way to communicate with them right at your fingertips! The days of dark, blurry webchats are finally over!

And just so you know: this webcam features a parental control feature for safe online chatting, as well as a TON of fun, hilarious video effect while chatting!

Not Only Will it Fit YOUR Monitor - It'll Look GREAT!

Sometimes, it's the little things that make a HUGE difference! Using a Universal base wasn't just a good idea - it was the BEST idea! The universal clip fits on ANY monitor screen or ANY laptop! Simple to connect!

And man...it's stylish! There's no other way to put it, really - this thing just looks good!

Of course, it also functions flawlessly and is PACKED full of technology making it the hottest Webcam on the market!

Webcam Deal of a Lifetime!

Generally, high-tech devices come with a hefty price tag and a fat instruction book. Well not only is this thing simple to use - it's extremely affordable! Check this out: for today and today only, the Creative Live! USB 2.0 Webcam can be yours for just $22.97 with FREE US SHIPPING!

http://store.worldstart.com/product/7839





Today's Joke

At the Movies

A man goes into a cinema with his dog to watch a film. It's a romantic comedy and when there's a funny seen the dog starts laughing. A little later on there's a sad part and suddenly the dog starts crying.

This goes on throughout the entire film, laughing and crying at all the right places. A man sitting a few rows back has witnessed the entire thing and decides to follow the man out.
In the foyer, he approaches the dog owner and says, "That's truly amazing!"

"It certainly is" The dog owner replied, "He hated the book!"

Daily Thoughts

"About the time we can make the ends meet, somebody moves the ends."
~Herbert Hoover

"Airline travel is hours of boredom interrupted by moments of stark terror."
~Al Boliska

"An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's."
~Will Rogers

Today's Cartoon

Cartoon used with permission

We always want your ORIGINAL stories-keep sending them. They can be about kids, yourself, your pets, or anything else that's embarrassing, funny, or just plain weird! Please submit at this link... http://www.worldstart.com/contact/

Last Laugh

So Lonely I Could Croak

A lonely frog, desparate for any form of company telephoned the Psychic Hotline to find out what his future has in store.

His Personal Psychic Advisor advises him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog is thrilled and says, "This is great! Where will I meet her, at work, at a party?"

"No" says the psychic, "in a Biology class."

Monthly Wallpaper

May Wallpaper!

Check it out - our May wallpaper is ready to go! Also, we've been choosing only horizontal images for the wallpaper, but I get SO MANY requests for some of the vertical shots to be wallpaper, I just had to go ahead and do it. So, give it a try and let me know what you think by posting on the blog entry for this idea (Click Here)

As always, all the desktop wallpaper below is 100% free.

Upper Falls

This is usually the first falls I photograph when I'm in the Old Man's Cave area of Hocking Hills State Park. First, you walk across the bridge you see in the photo, then follow a little path down to the bottom. Now, the "normal" thing to do here is (more)

Snow Goose Taking Flight

captured this image one sunny January evening at Bosque Del Apache National Wildlife Refuge. The snow geese were there in force, and this little pond had a lot of activity going on. The birds were coming and going, trying to decide where to stay for the night and I was just ... (more)

Hidden Hoodoos

We had just finished shooting some sunrise scenes at Bryce Canyon when my 9 year old son asked if we could hike down into the canyon and explore. Well, it didn't take much arm twisting to convince me! As we rounded a corner on the way down, we saw... (more)

It can all be found here:

http://www.backcountrygallery.com/wallpaper/

Enjoy!

~Steve




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