Thứ Hai, 30 tháng 4, 2012

Just For Grins 04/30/2012

Just For Grins www.worldstart.com
ws - 2012-04-30

Announcements

If You're Looking for Nearly ENDLESS Digital Space...

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16 HUGE Gigs - Rugged Capless Design - Swiveling Steel Protection!

Drop About $50 Bucks at the Big Box Store for One...

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IT'S BY FAR OUR LOWEST PRICE EVER!

It's a Top-of-the-Line Info Storing TANK That'll Last You Forever!

LOW STOCK WARNING - GET YOURS NOW!

This flash drive is proof that begging and pleading works! We wanted to feature a HUGE 16GB flash drive in the newsletter today, but MAN - almost EVERYONE'S price on these is just CRAZY! So, we talked to every supplier we knew and told then what we were trying to do - and we almost gave up!

But then...


An AWESOME new vendor came to the rescue with an absolutely insane deal! So, for today ONLY, we're giving you a chance to grab a whoppin' 16GB flash drive for just
$18.97. WOW!

Do you know how much "stuff" you can put in this baby? We're talkin' thousands of files here - it has the capacity of 22 CDs! On ONE little drive!


This 16 GB flash drive gives you MASSIVE storage capabilities! You can store up to...

2 7 9600 Photos
6 4000 MP3 Songs
5 48 Hours Of MPEG4 Video
4 800,000 Typical Size Documents

Massive storage in the palm of your hand!

Then to top it all off, it's the best price we've ever been able to offer on an 16GB flash drive! $18.97 - that's insanely LOW! In fact, I was at a local Target store last night and guess what - they had an 8Gb flash drive - HALF THE SPACE - for ten bucks MORE than what we want for our 16GB drive! !

I was also at Best Buy so I checked there too - and almost fell over from sticker shock! How do these people sleep at night? We're talking $60+ for a "geek squad" 16GB flash drive - and here we are nearly giving this away for just $18.97 - and we even ship it FREE if you live in the US!

Pass on this one and they'll have to admit you to the asylum for the financially insane!

Grab yours today! http://store.worldstart.com/product/7773

PS - This amazing once-in-a-lifetime deal is ONLY good while supplies last (which won't be long!). So don't mess around - grab yours NOW!





Today's Joke

Fishing Mirror

A fisherman from the city was out fishing on a lake in a small boat. He noticed another man in a small boat open his tackle box and take out a mirror. Being curious, the man rowed over and asked, "What is the mirror for"?

"That's my secret way to catch fish," said the other man. "Shine the mirror on the top of the water. The fish notice the spot of sun on the water above and they swim to the surface. Then I just reach down and net them and pull them into the boat."

"Wow! Does that really work"?

"You bet it does."

"Would you be interested in selling that mirror? I'll give you $30 for it."

"Well, okay."

After the money was transferred, the city fisherman asked, "By the way, how many fish have you caught this week"?

"You're the sixth," he said.

Daily Thoughts

The most damaging phrase in the language is: It's always been done that way.
~Grace Hopper

I have always been delighted at the prospect of a new day, a fresh try, one more start, with perhaps a bit of magic waiting somewhere behind the morning.
~J.B. Priestly

Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
~Phillips Brooks

Today's Cartoon

Cartoon used with permission

We always want your ORIGINAL stories-keep sending them. They can be about kids, yourself, your pets, or anything else that's embarrassing, funny, or just plain weird! Please submit at this link... http://www.worldstart.com/contact/

Last Laugh

An Older Mother

A 75-year-old woman had a baby and when she returned from the hospital, her friends visited her to see the new baby.

She invited them in and told them they could see the baby after having a cup of tea. After tea, they asked again, but she fobbed them off by telling them she wanted to talk some more.

Eventually, they got impatient and insisted they see the child, but she told them they would have to wait until the baby cried.

"Why"? they asked.

"Because I've forgotten where I left it!"

Monthly Wallpaper

April Wallpaper!

Hey, no foolin' - April's wallpaper is ready to go!

All the desktop wallpaper below is 100% free.

Devil's Bathtub

Had to get a little wet for this one. Waded out into the (surprisingly cold) water and setup a tripod to capture the shot. This was the morning after a rainy day and there was... (more)

Bison Calf And Flower

I found this little guy roaming along the roadside with his mom (and about 300 other bison) in Custer State Park, SD. He was pretty playful and cooperative, so I stuck with him for a bit just to see what would happen. Glad I did! He discovered this thistle and flower and just couldn't stop messing with it. At first, he was... (more)

Apple Tree Flower

This one is pretty simple. I don't do a ton of macro shots, but in the spring, I just can't seem to resist dragging out the 200mm macro lens and hitting the blossoms a bit. The tree I found was just full of new flowers, but I wanted something special. I noticed as the sun rose, the light spilled... (more)

It can all be found here:

http://www.backcountrygallery.com/wallpaper/

Enjoy!

~Steve




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