Thứ Năm, 12 tháng 4, 2012

Just For Grins 04/12/2012

Just For Grins www.worldstart.com
ws - 2012-04-12

Announcements
Whether You've Been to Too Many Heavy Metal Concerts...

Or Age is FINALLY Catching Up to You...

ONE THING'S FOR CERTAIN: YOU CAN'T HEAR LIKE YOU USED TO!

You Need the Hear Clear Sound Amplifiers!

Stylish, Discreet & Powerful - Amplify Sound up to 60 Feet Away!

Pocket Sized - Hip Clip - Comfortable Earbuds - Amazing Quality!

GET A TWO PACK FOR THE PRICE OF ONE!

Perfect for Church & Public Events OR Just Around the House!


Speak UP Sonny...I Can't Hear You!

Hearing is a funny thing. We take it for granted when we're young and sorely miss it when it starts to fade. Of the many, many reasons our hearing starts to fade over time, age and lifestyle are the main culprits.

Maybe your career has been in noisy construction. Maybe you've been to one too many rock concerts. Or maybe age is finally catching up with your eardrums. Regardless of the reason, we can help!

You've GOTTA HAVE these Things!

Hear Clear Sound Amplifiers are basically the equivalent to a BRAND NEW set of ears! Discreet and comfortable, they were developed with comfort and functionality in mind.

Comfortable AND Discreet!

The small receiver is about the size of a pager (remember those?), and the comfortable earbuds actually sit inside of your ear to ensure a comfortable fit without being obvious that you're wearing something.

Go ahead - clip the receiver onto your hip. Or put it in your pocket. Once these thing are in your ears, it's going to open up a whole new world of CLEAR HEARING!

Simple to Use - AMAZING RESULTS!

DID YOU HEAR THAT?! Seriously, these are simple to use and yield unbelievably clear results. Even with perfect hearing, you wouldn't be able to clearly hear a conversation going on 60 feet away - but you can with these!

Stick the battery in, turn it on and you're all set! There's also an adjustable volume control depending on the level of intensity you need. So, let's just say you're at a bingo hall, or church - crank that volume up, and hear everything!

If you're just sitting home watching television or having dinner with your family, simply adjust the volume to accommodate your needs. That's it!


Perfect for Anyone - You Don't Need a Hearing Problem to Need These!

This is important! Even if you have "20/20" hearing, it's guaranteed that you'll find a use for these! Here's just a small sampling of people who could use the Hear Clear Sound Amplifiers:

College Students: If you've ever sat in a huge lecture hall, you'll know exactly what I'm talking about.
It's kinda hard to hear the professor when you're in an auditorium the size of a football field!

Church Goers and Bingo Players: Really, any extracurricular activity that lands you in an auditorium type setting. Even a movie theater! Whether you're hard at hearing or not, if you're too far away from the action, you won't be able to hear!

International Spies...Well OK - this is just an example; but if you've ever wanted to discreetly hear a conversation going on oh, say 60 feet away...just put these on and adjust the volume!

ANYONE With Hearing Problems: Naturally, that's who these were made for! Keep these with you at all times and pop 'em in when you need to. You'll be BLOWN AWAY by the clarity, comfort and quality!


Comes in a Two Pack - An INSANE Value!

Buy today, and you're not just getting ONE set - you're getting TWO for the price of one! We searched high and low to find this deal, and it's only good for a limited time! So if you're having any trouble at all hearing, or if you'd just like to be able to hear better in ordinary circumstances - these are EXACTLY what you need!

So with that said, for today only, this two pack of amazing Hear Clear Sound Amplifiers can be yours for just
$12.97 with FREE US SHIPPING included!

http://store.worldstart.com/product/7132

PS: These also make a GREAT GIFT that ANYONE will enjoy, so why not order two sets? Give the gift of hearing not only to yourself, but your friends and family too! Act quickly though, because they'll be gone in a flash!





Today's Joke

My Attorney...

The presiding judge had just completed rendering the court's verdict and was about to pass sentence when he asked the defendant if he had anything to say.

"No, judge, there is nothing I care to say," answered the prisoner. "But if you'll clear away the tables and chairs in this here courtroom for me to beat the heck outa that no-good lawyer of mine, you can give me a year or two extra."

Daily Thoughts

It doesn't matter if you win or lose, until you lose... then it matters.

"It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether *I* win or lose."
~Darrin Weinberg

"Some women take up the law and become lawyers. Other women lay down the law and become wives."
~Joan Rivers

Today's Cartoon

Cartoon used with permission

We always want your ORIGINAL stories-keep sending them. They can be about kids, yourself, your pets, or anything else that's embarrassing, funny, or just plain weird! Please submit at this link... http://www.worldstart.com/contact/

Last Laugh


Exemption Form?

Just as she was celebrating her 80th birthday, Judy received a jury-duty notice. She called to remind the people at the clerk's office that she was exempt, because of her age.

"You need to come in and fill out the exemption forms," they said.

"I've already done that," she replied. "I did it last year."

"You have to do it every year," she was told.

"Why?" came the response. "Do you think I'm going to get younger?"

Monthly Wallpaper

April Wallpaper!

Hey, no foolin' - April's wallpaper is ready to go!

All the desktop wallpaper below is 100% free.

Devil's Bathtub

Had to get a little wet for this one. Waded out into the (surprisingly cold) water and setup a tripod to capture the shot. This was the morning after a rainy day and there was... (more)

Bison Calf And Flower

I found this little guy roaming along the roadside with his mom (and about 300 other bison) in Custer State Park, SD. He was pretty playful and cooperative, so I stuck with him for a bit just to see what would happen. Glad I did! He discovered this thistle and flower and just couldn't stop messing with it. At first, he was... (more)

Apple Tree Flower

This one is pretty simple. I don't do a ton of macro shots, but in the spring, I just can't seem to resist dragging out the 200mm macro lens and hitting the blossoms a bit. The tree I found was just full of new flowers, but I wanted something special. I noticed as the sun rose, the light spilled... (more)

It can all be found here:

http://www.backcountrygallery.com/wallpaper/

Enjoy!

~Steve




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