Thứ Sáu, 13 tháng 4, 2012

Just For Grins 04/13/2012

Just For Grins www.worldstart.com
ws - 2012-04-13

Announcements

High Impact. Heavy Duty. Tough. As. NAILS!

It's a FULL-ON Tactical/Military CREE LED Flashlight...

And It's Here to KICK SOME...Well, You Get the Idea!

UNBELIEVABLY BRIGHT 3 Watts, 160 Lumens - PURE POWER!

3 LIGHT MODES: Hi Beam, Low Beam AND Fast Strobe for Self-Defense!

Flood-to-Throw ZOOMING Options!

Weather, Corrosion AND Shock Resistant!

RECHARGEABLE WITH 100,000 HOUR BULB LIFE!

We Have NEVER Sold a More Complete, Heavy-Duty, TOUGH Flashlight!

Comes Equipped With AC Wall Adapter AND DC Car Adapter!

Check Out the Video Demonstration Below!

Got TACTICAL?

Everyone knows the importance of a good flashlight. While some people are stuck in the past with their standard bulb, weak yellow flashlight, the vast majority of people have now switched to LED. And for good reason, too. Everyone knows how much brighter and more efficient LED is.

But what if you need to take your lighting needs a step further? What if you need a flashlight that'll go above and beyond what's considered 'normal' or even 'excellent' in the world of flashlights? One that not only provides MORE THAN adequate lighting for ANY situation, but is also capable of providing self-defense, drops, corrosion and extreme weather?

Keep reading...because we've got exactly what you're looking for.

Everything You THOUGHT You Knew About Flashlights...

Is about to come CRASHING down!

First thing's first: lets talk about light. Very, very bright light. With 3 Watts forcing out 160 lumens of brightness, this light is BLINDING. And just so you know what you're getting into here, this LED is made by CREE - considered one of the absolute best in LED manufacturing. They are trusted by government agencies including the police force and the military. This is just the mere tip of the iceburg.

Part 1 - (3) Lighting Modes

This light is bright. So bright, in fact, that there are 3 modes for your convenience.

Mode 1 - High Intensity High Beam: When you need to illuminate an entire room, or if you're out camping and need a FLOOD of extremely bright, high intensity white light, you'll want to be in this mode. This is the default mode that comes on right when you push the button to turn the flashlight on. Don't look directly at it!
Mode 2 - Lower Intensity Low Beam: This mode is low-beam, which creates a softer, less blinding light that provides adequate lighting for any room. It's less obtrusive and is the perfect option for just being around the house during a power outage. This mode is activated when you push the "on" button twice.
Mode 3 - The Self-Defense Mode: By pushing the "on" button a third time, it creates a "Fast Strobe." This strobe effect is powered by the brightness of mode 1, and it is EXTREMELY disorienting. If you were being attacked, for example, or thought you might be - point this in the eyes of your aggressor and they'll be temporarily blinded and disoriented, giving you ample time to escape.

Part 2 - Flood-to-Throw Zooming

This is probably the COOLEST feature we've yet seen on a flashlight! Right above the "on" button, there's a collar that you turn to provide zoom (see picture on left - notice it's squared off grip!)! So once you have the light on, turn it one way to make the light flood bigger, and turn it the other way to make it smaller and more concentrated. Is this awesome? YES!

This CAN be used in all three lighting modes. For the absolute brightest, most concentrated beam (which is set by default) turn it clockwise. To make the light softer and to create a wider 'flood' of light, turn it counter clockwise! This is an AMAZING feature if you going to be using this light outside.

If you drop something in the dark, you can zoom out to create a wide flood, and if you're trying to concentrate on a specific object, zoom in for ultra illumination! Check out the picture here, and you'll see how CONVENIENT and EASY this feature is to use!

See Something from Afar? ZOOM IN!

This is just one of those features that you don't realize how AWESOME it is until you use it. Like you read above, this is a great feature when you need distance. With the light zoomed all the way out, you'll have a flood of light that allows you to find what you're looking for. Once you see it, you can then point and zoom the light beam, giving you INSANE levels of BRIGHT LIGHT anywhere you need it!

Part 3 - The TOUGHEST Build You've EVER Seen!

Go ahead and throw caution to the wind. This flashlight is tough and meant to get knocked around and dirty! It puts the "heavy" in heavy-duty! Housed in thick, black aluminum, this flashlight is weather resistant, corrosion resistant AND shock resistant!

Did you drop it? NO PROBLEM! It'll still be working, don't worry.

Is it raining or snowing outside? This BEAST will be right there with you, braving the elements.

And don't worry about any rust of corrsosion either, because this thing can take it!

One More Bit on Self-Defense...

Ok - in no way are we condoning violence. Ever. But should you ever find yourself in a situation where you need to protect yourself, this light HAS YOUR BACK! Mode 3, as you know, will disorient an aggressor. But this light is also strong, heavy, and the ring around the lens is bezeled.

As you can see, if you should ever need to protect yourself...this edge provides adequate safety. Please see the picture to the right.

Connected Carrying Lanyard!

As if this light needed anything else to make it more AWESOME, it's comes attached to a carrying lanyard. It's comprised of super strong braided nylon that's big enough to slide over your hand - this provides extra security because once connected to your wrist, it's not going anywhere!

Oh, and if you aren't the type to use a lanyard, this one easily comes off! That's the power of a brilliant design...so go ahead and take it off, and put it back on anytime you feel like you might need it.

Don't Forget - The AC Wall Adaptor AND DC Car Charger Adapter ARE INCLUDED!

The INCLUDED battery is Lithium-ion Rechargeable! What's that mean? It means that you'll NEVER have to replace it!

And, as you can see from the picture, the AC Wall Power Adapter (for home charging) comes included, as does the DC Car Power Adapter (for mobile charging).

The Lithium-ion battery is a HUGE 3.7 Volts, so not only will you NEVER have to replace it, you won't need to charge it too often, either!

Talk about a flashlight that HAS IT ALL!

THE VIDEO DEMONSTRATION

By now, you should be convinced by how AMAZING this tactical flashlight is. But if you need a little bit more clarity, check out the video that Steve put together to demonstrate the MAGNITUDE OF AWESOMENESS you'll find in this flashlight. Warning: once you watch the video, get ready to buy! This thing is SWEET!

Finally - The (Low) Price!

How much do you think you'd pay if you bought this flashlight somewhere else? Like at a box store, or directly from the manufacturer online? You'd EASILY drop $60-75 on something with this kind of quality and with these features.

Not if you get it from us! For today and today only, this rugged, tactical, durable, AMAZING light can be yours for just $29.97 with FREE US SHIPPING! That's a ridiculously low price that you won't find anywhere else!

http://store.worldstart.com/product/7473

PS: We have an EXTREMELY limited quantity of these - and they won't last long. In the very rare even that there's any left Saturday, the price jumps back to $39.97, so don't wait! Get yours now while they're still available!





Today's Joke

The Physicist

Every Friday afternoon, a mathematician/physicist goes to a bar. He sits in the second-to-last seat and turns to the last seat, (which is always empty) and asks a girl (who isn't there) if he can buy her a drink.

The bartender, who is used to weird university types, shrugs but keeps quiet. However, when Valentine's Day arrives, and the mathematician makes a particularly heart-wrenching plea into empty space, and his curiosity gets the better of the bartender. He says, "I apologize if this strikes you as a stupid question, but surely you know there is NEVER a woman sitting in that last stool. Why do you persist in asking out someone who's not even there?"

The university nerd replies, "Well, according to quantum physics, empty space is never truly empty. Virtual particles come into existence and vanish all the time. You never know when the proper wave function will implode and a girl might suddenly appear there."

The bartender raises his eyebrows. "Really? Interesting. But couldn't you just ask one of the girls who comes here every Friday if you could buy HER a drink? Never know... she might say yes."

The nerd laughs. "Yeah, right—like THAT could happen!"

Daily Thoughts

A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.
~Samuel Johnson

I have never been drunk, but I've often been overserved.
~George Gobel

"A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender."
~Jim Bishop

Today's Cartoon

Cartoon used with permission

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Last Laugh


Scotch?

A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men at the bar asked him what happened.

"I did a horrible thing," sniffed the drunk. "Just a few hours ago I sold my wife to someone for a bottle of scotch."

"That is awful," said the other guy. "And now she's gone and you want her back, right?"

"Right," said the drunk, still crying.

"You're sorry you sold her because you realized too late that you love her, right?"

"Oh no," he said. "I want her back because I'm thirsty again!"

Monthly Wallpaper

April Wallpaper!

Hey, no foolin' - April's wallpaper is ready to go!

All the desktop wallpaper below is 100% free.

Devil's Bathtub

Had to get a little wet for this one. Waded out into the (surprisingly cold) water and setup a tripod to capture the shot. This was the morning after a rainy day and there was... (more)

Bison Calf And Flower

I found this little guy roaming along the roadside with his mom (and about 300 other bison) in Custer State Park, SD. He was pretty playful and cooperative, so I stuck with him for a bit just to see what would happen. Glad I did! He discovered this thistle and flower and just couldn't stop messing with it. At first, he was... (more)

Apple Tree Flower

This one is pretty simple. I don't do a ton of macro shots, but in the spring, I just can't seem to resist dragging out the 200mm macro lens and hitting the blossoms a bit. The tree I found was just full of new flowers, but I wanted something special. I noticed as the sun rose, the light spilled... (more)

It can all be found here:

http://www.backcountrygallery.com/wallpaper/

Enjoy!

~Steve




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