Thứ Ba, 10 tháng 4, 2012

Just For Grins 04/10/2012

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ws - 2012-04-10

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YOUR MOUSE IS THE WORST!

Tons of Wires, Tons of Clutter, Zero Accuracy, Uncomfortable...

HOW DO YOU EVEN USE IT?

You Need to Toss the Old one and Check This Out:

Wireless Rechargeable OPTICAL Mouse with 5 Buttons!

800 dpi Resolution for Maximum Accuracy & Performance

THIS THING WILL TRACK ON ANY SURFACE!

USB Powered Charger AND Rechargeable Batteries INCLUDED!

Leave Other Mice In The Dust

Putting Inferior Mice to Absolute Shame!

Everyone knows that optical mice are the way to go - hopefully no one is still surfin' along with a ball mouse! This is the newest, smoothest technology out there, and it's going to put EVERY other mouse you've ever used to shame!

No jumpy, shifty, jerky scrolling. No lagging or skipping - just pure, smooth tracking and unbelievable comfort!

Cutting Edge Optical Technology...

Trust me, once you go optical, you'll NEVER go back to anything else. This is superior tracking at it's finest!

How Fast? Oh...Just 800 DPI...about double the speed and smoothness of standard optical mice! You've NEVER experienced something like this until you've owned one!

There's a fine line between "excellent" and "unbelievable," and this mouse crosses that line into a territory all it's own. And while the main difference is in it's accuracy and smoothness, there's also a ton of features that make this mouse superior in EVERY way to what you currently have.

USB Charging Dock & Cable INCLUDED!

This mouse is wireless. It runs on two rechargable batteries (Included!) and it comes with a USB powered charging dock. When you're ready to recharge, simply attach your mouse to the INCLUDED charging dock and that's all you have to do!

The charger is a USB interface, so you hook it up to your computer and connect it with the included cable. This makes charging a breeze, and ensures that you NEVER run out of power!

LED Indicator Lights - this is awesome! When you have your mouse on charge, you'll always know that it's charging up because of the LED indicator light! It's lit up when it's connected, and when it's charging! No more guessing and hoping, the light lets you know that it's powering up! And speaking of power...

Power Saving Mode!

It's all about the details that make this the BEST mouse ever...and this is one detail that you're gonna love!

When not in use, this mouse goes to "sleep..." conserving your battery power for long-lasting convenience!

Wireless & Ergonomic - Comfort & Convenience!

Wow, imagine that...you're about to be using a mouse that doesn't chain you to one spot on the desk with it's stupid cord!

Not only that, but the included batteries are rechargeable and this guy has some range! Since it's optical, you'll immediately experience smooth tracking at a powerful distance!

And speaking of comfort - your hand won't believe this!

Something about this Mouse just feels right. You can tell immediately upon using it that a lot of time was spent on the design.

Whether you're left or right handed, one thing's for certain: you can comfortably use this mouse for HOURS on end!

5 Button Design!

This is great for cruising the web, creating documents, using for work - you name it! You have your typical left and right click buttons, and the scroll wheel acts as a third push-down button. Then you have two buttons on the side for even quicker navigation!

Get ready to use the fastest, smoothest, most comfortable mouse EVER!

You've GOTTA HAVE IT...

And You Can For Cheap!

Your cost, for a VERY short time, is just $18.97 and US Shipping is FREE! That's an unbelievable deal - try finding that at ANY of your big box stores - you'll NEVER be able to!

http://store.worldstart.com/product/7792

PS: limited quantity deal - we don't know how long these are gonna stick around, so get yours now before the price jumps up to $24.97 Wednesday!





Today's Joke

The Poor Tailor

Old Abraham was a poor tailor whose shop was next door to a very upscale French restaurant. Every day at lunch time, Abraham would go out the back of his shop and eat his black bread and herring while smelling the wonderful odors coming from the restaurant's kitchen.

One day, Abraham was surprised to receive an invoice from the restaurant for 'enjoyment of food.'

So, he went to the restaurant to point out that he had not bought anything from them. The manager said, "You're enjoying our food, so you should pay us for it."

Abraham refused to pay and the restaurant sued him.

At the hearing, the judge asked the restaurant to present their side of the case. The manager said, "Every day, this man comes and sits outside our kitchen and smells our food while eating his. It is clear that we are providing added value to his poor food and we deserve to be compensated for it."

The judge turns to Abraham and said, "What do you have to say to that"?

Abraham didn't say anything but stuck his hand in his pocket and rattled the few coins he had inside.

The judge asked him, "What is the meaning of that"?

Abraham replied, "I'm paying for the smell of his food with the sound of my money."

Daily Thoughts

Nobody grows old merely by living a number of years. We grow old by deserting our ideals.
~Samuel Ullman

Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, and dance like you do when nobody's watching.
~Unknown

Dreams have the power to take us anywhere. Imagination is not a talent of some men, but is the health of every man.
~Ralph Waldo Emerson

Today's Cartoon

Cartoon used with permission

We always want your ORIGINAL stories-keep sending them. They can be about kids, yourself, your pets, or anything else that's embarrassing, funny, or just plain weird! Please submit at this link... http://www.worldstart.com/contact/

Last Laugh

Just Think

A proud father brought home a backyard swing set for his children and immediately started to assemble it with all the neighborhood children anxiously waiting to play on it.

After several hours of reading the directions, attempting to fit bolt A into slot B, etc., he finally gave up and called upon an old handyman working in a neighboring yard.

The old timer came over, threw the directions away, and in a short while had the set completely assembled.

It's beyond me," said the father, "how you got it together without even reading instructions."

"To tell the truth," replied the old timer, "I can't read, and when you can't read, you've got to think."

Monthly Wallpaper

April Wallpaper!

Hey, no foolin' - April's wallpaper is ready to go!

All the desktop wallpaper below is 100% free.

Devil's Bathtub

Had to get a little wet for this one. Waded out into the (surprisingly cold) water and setup a tripod to capture the shot. This was the morning after a rainy day and there was... (more)

Bison Calf And Flower

I found this little guy roaming along the roadside with his mom (and about 300 other bison) in Custer State Park, SD. He was pretty playful and cooperative, so I stuck with him for a bit just to see what would happen. Glad I did! He discovered this thistle and flower and just couldn't stop messing with it. At first, he was... (more)

Apple Tree Flower

This one is pretty simple. I don't do a ton of macro shots, but in the spring, I just can't seem to resist dragging out the 200mm macro lens and hitting the blossoms a bit. The tree I found was just full of new flowers, but I wanted something special. I noticed as the sun rose, the light spilled... (more)

It can all be found here:

http://www.backcountrygallery.com/wallpaper/

Enjoy!

~Steve




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