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Just For Grins 08/27/2012

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Thermometer

We've all heard it or said it before...

"What are you trying to do, heat the ENTIRE neighborhood?"

Whether you're cooling off in the Summer, or warming up in the Winter, you always make sure that all the windows and doors are shut tight. Heating and AC are expensive!

But that's not always enough. In reality, almost any home you go to will have spots of poor insulation that can result in literally THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS worth of extra heating/cooling bills over the years.

And with Winter just around the corner, you don't want to get left in the cold.

You can prevent that money from floating through the cracks!

With this amazing little device, all you need to do is a quick survey of your house and BAM, you're on the road to a bigger bank account.

It's as simple as checking the surface temperature of the area around your doors and windows. If you're leaking heat, the outside area will be way warmer than it should be.

And with the non-contact thermometer, it's literally just point and click. Utilizing infrared technology, it can calculate the temperature of a surface just by being pointed at it.

If you paid someone to do this for you, it'd cost twenty times as much money and then you have to trust that they're not just gonna gouge you anyway and pressure you to replace ALL your windows. It happens a lot more than you might think.

It's YOUR home and you should know every nook and cranny.

There's never been an easier way to save so much money.

That's not all it's great for though. You're gonna get SO MUCH use out of this.

Love to Cook? Sometimes a normal thermometer won't cut it. Especially if you like cooking with liquids or especially soft products. This is a must-have for any baker or anyone who makes confections. Make the perfect treats for your holiday parties!

Car Troubles? Overheating can be a serious problem. And if your gauges aren't giving the proper readings, you might be in for a dangerous surprise. Pop the hood open and point your infrared thermometer at the engine. It's that easy, and you might prevent a disaster!

Stay in the Know! These are just a few examples of what you could do with this incredibly versatile device. Possibilities are endless, and you'll be surprised at how much you can learn about potential problems or dangers just by getting the temperature.

Never get burned again.

This is just one of those no-brainer tools that everyone needs. Unless you live in a bomb shelter, I can almost guarantee that this device will set you up to save some serious cash.

And with the ridiculously low price for this tool, you'll be probably profiting from it by the end of the first week of November. For only $23.97 with FREE US SHIPPING, you can save hundreds or thousands by keeping your heating or cooling INSIDE the house.

http://store.worldstart.com/product/8127

PS - These things are HOT and they're gonna go fast. Don't leave yourself vulnerable to the elements, because on Monday they're going up to $29.97. You know, assuming there's any left.





Today's Joke

Gone Hunting

A group of Kentucky friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck.

"Where's Bubba"? the others asked.

"Bubba had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied.

"You left Bubba laying out there and carried the deer back"? they inquired.

"A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal Bubba!"

Daily Thoughts

Man is happy only as he finds work worth doing, and does it well.
~E. Merrill Root

You can preach a better sermon with your life than with your lips.
~Oliver Goldsmith

The world is good-natured to people who are good-natured.
~William Makepeace Thackeray

Today's Cartoon

Cartoon used with permission

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Last Laugh

Lost in the Library

Arriving back at the dorm late one evening, my roommate explained that she had gotten lost in the school library. No one was surprised, since the library is large and has a confusing layout.

When I asked her how long it took her to find an exit, she admitted she hadn't actually found the exit herself. She'd used an emergency phone to call for help.

Puzzled, I asked, "How did your rescuers find you if you didn't know where you were"?

"Easy," she said. "I started reading titles of books around me and they located my position from the card catalogue."

Monthly Wallpaper


August Wallpaper!

OK, trying something different this month. Due to a crazy schedule, I'm going to do a "best of" wallpaper series this month. These images are our most popular for wallpaper, so enjoy!

As always, all the desktop wallpaper below is 100% free.

Mesa Arch Sunrise

Late August, Canyonlands National Park, 4:30 AM at the Mesa Arch parking lot. It's empty! If you've never been to Mesa Arch, you might be thinking... (more)

Dead Horse Point Lightning Strike

We had just been out scouting around for new location in nearby Arches National Park and had decided to come back to camp for a break when these thunderstorms really began to pop (late afternoon). By the time we arrived at the Dead Horse Point, I couldn't get to the overlook fast enough. We scrambled down the sandstone to a spot that I had scouted out the day before and... (more)

Split Rock Moonrise

The day this was created was the day after the full moon, with moonrise coinciding with sunset pretty closely. I knew from checking my compass that the moon would be in a good location, but you can imagine my disappointment when... (more)

It can all be found here:

http://www.backcountrygallery.com/wallpaper/

Enjoy!

~Steve




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