Just For Grins 08/13/2012

	- 2012-08-13 WAIT! You Don't Need a Second Mortgage... ...To Afford the Best Photo Editing Software Make Your Own Professional-Quality Photos Perfect for Starters or Even Experienced Photo Editors Serif PhotoPlus X4 - Unbelievable Utility It's A Dark Room on Your Computer With PanoramaPlus X4 As A FREE BONUS! A picture is worth one thousand words. You've heard it before. You also probably know that SOME photo editing software thinks its worth one thousand dollars, too. What if you could take the power and utility of the best photo editors out there, and combine it with an insanely low price? Guess what! You can. Why pay hundreds and hundreds for a similar program? Professional Quality - PhotoPlus X4 is everything you have ever wanted all in one. When it comes to photos, it can do everything short of snapping the pictures itself. No more blur, no more red eyes, no more little blemishes or marks. If you want it removed, just click and it's gone. Flawless photos, every time. 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If there's any left, this package deal is rising to $24.97 on Tuesday! A Painter's Joke A Scottish tradesman, a painter called Jack, was very interested in making extra money where he could, so he often would thin down his paint to make it go a wee bit further. As it happened, he got away with this for some time. Eventually the Presbyterian Church decided to do a big restoration job on one of their biggest facilities. Jack put in a painting bid, and because his price was so competitive, he got the job. And so he set to, with a right good will, erecting the trestles and putting up the planks and buying the paint and thinning it down with the turpentine. Well, Jack was up on the scaffolding, painting away, the job nearly done, when suddenly there was a horrendous clap of thunder. The sky opened, and rain poured down, washing the thin paint from all over the church and knocking Jack fair off the scaffold to land on the lawn. Now, Jack was no fool. He knew this was a judgment from the Almighty, so he fell on his knees and cried, "Oh, God! Forgive me! What should I do?" From the thunder, a mighty voice spoke: "Repaint! Repaint! And thin no more!" "All labor that uplifts humanity has dignity and importance and should be undertaken with painstaking excellence." ~Martin Luther King, Jr. "All things are difficult before they are easy." ~Thomas Fuller "Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work." ~Al Capp Cartoon used with permission We always want your ORIGINAL stories-keep sending them. They can be about kids, yourself, your pets, or anything else that's embarrassing, funny, or just plain weird! Please submit at this link... http://www.worldstart.com/contact/ Pretty Smart Fella Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls-Royce to a downtown New York City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $5,000. The loan officer, taken aback, requested collateral and so the man said, "Well then, here are the keys to my Rolls-Royce." The loan officer promptly had the car driven into the bank's underground parking for safe keeping, and gave him $5,000. Two weeks later, the man walked through the bank's doors, and asked to settle up his loan and get his car back. "That will be $5,000 in principal, and $15.40 in interest", the loan officer said. The man wrote out a check and started to walk away. "Wait sir", the loan officer said, "while you were gone, I found out you are a millionaire. Why in the world would you need to borrow $5,000?" The man smiled. "Where else could I park my Rolls-Royce in Manhattan for two weeks and pay only $15.40? August Wallpaper! OK, trying something different this month. Due to a crazy schedule, I'm going to do a "best of" wallpaper series this month. These images are our most popular for wallpaper, so enjoy! As always, all the desktop wallpaper below is 100% free. Mesa Arch Sunrise Late August, Canyonlands National Park, 4:30 AM at the Mesa Arch parking lot. It's empty! If you've never been to Mesa Arch, you might be thinking... (more) Dead Horse Point Lightning Strike We had just been out scouting around for new location in nearby Arches National Park and had decided to come back to camp for a break when these thunderstorms really began to pop (late afternoon). By the time we arrived at the Dead Horse Point, I couldn't get to the overlook fast enough. We scrambled down the sandstone to a spot that I had scouted out the day before and... (more) Split Rock Moonrise The day this was created was the day after the full moon, with moonrise coinciding with sunset pretty closely. I knew from checking my compass that the moon would be in a good location, but you can imagine my disappointment when... (more) It can all be found here: http://www.backcountrygallery.com/wallpaper/ Enjoy! ~Steve
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